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Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-07-10 12:36:38
I just don't see the point. I'm not chastising anyone that does, but I'm just going to opt out. Personal preference and all that. That I can get behind... but don't say you don't like it until you've tried it at least once!!!
/waits for Mag to try it out for himself then become an alcoholic
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-07-10 12:49:40
Hmmm...All this booze talk, the heat, and my JPEG offering of Kah tequila to Scragg yesterday makes me jones for a Mexican Martini or Margarita.
BTW, Gentleman Jack? No! I wanted Scragg to get goofy, and you all ruined it with your "sincere" suggestions! RUINERS! He just stopped responding to us, never got goofy.
That's where a double-shot of tequila would have come in handy. Personality roulette with a lime wedge, duder!
Is anyone else curious as to what our admins and mods are like when they're tanked? I am!
EDIT: I feel like we talk too much about boozin' in here. :/
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Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha
サーバ: Quetzalcoatl
Game: FFXI
Posts: 7589
By Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha 2014-07-10 12:54:22
We getting toasty in here!?
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-07-10 12:56:37
I wish. Will be on Sunday.
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By Jetackuu 2014-07-10 12:59:45
I wish. Will be on Sunday. drinking some "blood of christ" ?
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-07-10 13:00:49
I wish. Will be on Sunday. drinking some "blood of christ" ?
Germany/Argentina World Cup final.
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By Jetackuu 2014-07-10 13:01:43
/yawn
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-07-10 13:04:21
She git it from her Mama, and that was the sport for me and my brother from age four until we went off to college, excluding intermural goofin' around.
/shrug
EDIT: Who knows? You might see a Lukas <insert last name> playing for Germany in 2034. LOL! Danke, Oma! Lots of Germanic half-breeds on the US team too.
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-10 13:31:19
How do you know if you're not gay if you haven't had sex with a man before?.
Deep thoughts...
There was an old expression about having relations with ugly women where, simply and rather crudely put the recommendation is you "bag the face and *** the ***" (with *** pronounced more like "ace" in order to rhyme better with face) if I'm not mistaken the intention is that they would be facing away from you perhaps simply bent over or on all fours so there would be minimal body contact between the two of you. And the argument has been made that you could then even substitute the woman for a man. Or even the complete anonymity of some device like a "glory hole" in a bathroom.
However there are several barriers I have personally never been able to get past.
<matrix agent smith voice>
first It's the smell..... It repels me like kryptonite on a molecular level. I think it's the pheromones. It makes me want to puke. I can't even stand the smell of my own sons if they don't shower a day.
Also, even if I was blind and couldn't smell the feeling, the sense of touch is opposite of what I like and desire, what should be soft is hard what should be smooth is hairy. I'm not even into athletic women and we were talking about india indians yesterday and I personally don't know how you get past the little mustache...
Nausi said everyone is some percentage gay. And I would rate myself somewhere in the 0.00000001%
I have always thought of it more along the lines of magnets
and guys are negative and ladies are positive and you put the right two close enough together and they snap together... and then you can't pry them apart with a screw driver... and perhaps gay people have their polarity reversed
I couldn't even sword fight as a kid. the strong magnetic field repelled me with unseen forces.
So, I'm somewhere around 99.9999999999% sure I'm not gay and couldn't get down with it. Even though with the help of drugs and alcohol I have never been able to test that theory.
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Bismarck.Magnuss
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-10 13:37:35
I actually meant that as parody. I feel as though you know what orientation you are because it's instinctual to you, and no - there is no gay gene. Just as you know you're straight, a gay person knows he's gay because that's just who he is, even before he becomes sexually active.
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-10 13:43:54
Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha said: »We getting toasty in here!?
what's your poison?
/cleans glass by spitting in it and wiping it out with a dirty rag
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-07-10 13:44:00
I always wondered what a gay or lesbian kid or pre-teen felt like when they stumbled on some Skinemax. Hmmm...Where's Pleebo?
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-10 13:45:51
I always wondered what a gay or lesbian pre-teen felt like when they stumbled on some Skinemax. Hmmm...Where's Pleebo?
I always wondered how they get past the smell....
Valefor.Sehachan
サーバ: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 24219
By Valefor.Sehachan 2014-07-10 13:48:42
I like the smell of vanilla. Never tried to have sex with a flower though!
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-10 13:51:13
/slides a glass of vanilla down the bar
also vanilla is from the seed pod, not the flower.
the flower smells like an orchid.
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-10 14:21:24
I actually meant that as parody.
Well it was a bad parody and you should feel bad for making it!
4spence!
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Bismarck.Magnuss
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-10 14:23:04
Forum Moderator
サーバ: Excalibur
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 25992
By Anna Ruthven 2014-07-10 14:26:37
Was going to get a bottle of Vanilla oil till I read that it used jojoba oil as a carrier oil, not sure how the scent would be. I want to get Lavender oil.
Forum Moderator
サーバ: Excalibur
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 25992
By Anna Ruthven 2014-07-10 14:29:00
Niko! Get the pots and pans ready, I have an idea!
First we get some poison ivy clippings and extract the oil from them...after that the possibilities are endless!
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-10 14:33:27
Was going to get a bottle of Vanilla oil till I read that it used jojoba oil as a carrier oil, not sure how the scent would be. I want to get Lavender oil.
it's funny when you embrace your feminine side, I've never wanted scented oil, & I'm confused as to why you need it.
lol
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-10 14:33:40
Was going to get a bottle of Vanilla oil till I read that it used jojoba oil as a carrier oil, not sure how the scent would be. I want to get Lavender oil.
jojoba oil has very little smell, that's why they use it.
that and pure vanilla oil is expensive as hell.
edit: my wife makes custom sented home made soap
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Forum Moderator
サーバ: Excalibur
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 25992
By Anna Ruthven 2014-07-10 14:35:55
Was going to get a bottle of Vanilla oil till I read that it used jojoba oil as a carrier oil, not sure how the scent would be. I want to get Lavender oil.
it's funny when you embrace your feminine side, I've never wanted scent oil, & I'm confused as to why you need it.
lol I like things that smell good, besides I ate a few salads last week.
edit: my wife makes custom sented home made soap
This would be one reason.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-10 14:36:53
you two starting a fight club?
Forum Moderator
サーバ: Excalibur
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 25992
By Anna Ruthven 2014-07-10 14:38:16
you two starting a fight club? We don't talk about that.
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Bismarck.Magnuss
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-10 14:39:07
His name is Robert Paulson.
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-10 14:39:14
Niko! Get the pots and pans ready, I have an idea!
First we get some poison ivy clippings and extract the oil from them...after that the possibilities are endless!
Once the poison ivy oil vaporized it would get into your lungs and you would have a very large and un-treatable problem on your hands.
I have thought about making my own home made pepper defense spray out of ghost peppers and loading it into a refillable fire extinguisher but without a proper lab equipped with emergency ventilation it's impossible. Even with masks
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Forum Moderator
サーバ: Excalibur
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 25992
By Anna Ruthven 2014-07-10 14:43:38
Niko! Get the pots and pans ready, I have an idea!
First we get some poison ivy clippings and extract the oil from them...after that the possibilities are endless!
Once the poison ivy oil vaporized it would get into your lungs and you would have a very large and un-treatable problem on your hands.
I have thought about making my own home made pepper defense spray out of ghost peppers and loading it into a refillable fire extinguisher but without a proper lab equipped with emergency ventilation it's impossible. Even with masks That'd be cool. I just like the idea of having a bottle or two of poisonous extracts around, not so much stuff that will kill, just stuff that will annoy.
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-10 14:45:58
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サーバ: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-10 15:00:43
I just like the idea of having a bottle or two of poisonous extracts around, not so much stuff that will kill, just stuff that will annoy.
You can buy it, but I wouldn't recommend it.
This one guy brought vials of ***mist to the electronics lab.
IIRC he was planning to use them as a prank against one of the other engineering disciplines.
He had three vials of it and he showed them to us and then put them back in his front pocket. about a second and a half later Punk Mok punched him in the pocket shattering all three glass vials... in our own lab.
For the life of me I do not know and can not figure out what compelled him to do it... It was like the history eraser button on Ren & Stimpy he just had to do it.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-07-10 15:12:02
AHOY! Ye scurvy sandy vaginas!
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
February 1st, 2012
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
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