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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
 Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-07 21:50:24
Ok so, I'm at the bar, what get?
Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-07 22:09:26
Brandy and coke already, something else.
Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-07 22:10:32
Come on, get me wasted /ni/
Bismarck.Magnuss
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-02-07 22:11:31
Milk in a dirty glass.
Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-07 22:12:43
Lulz, soy onry prz
Bismarck.Magnuss
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-02-07 22:16:15
Josi, you would love going to a bar with me. I sing karaoke all the time, even if they don't have a machine.
Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-07 22:17:13
Mag, we're going drinking then. I do that all the time
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Bismarck.Magnuss
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-02-07 22:21:35
I hope you can do harmonies.
Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-07 22:25:28
I can do I touch myself. .. does that count
Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-07 22:27:01
Youre not getting me drunk, ni. . Come on now.
Bismarck.Magnuss
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-02-07 22:29:02
White Russians!
サーバ: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 36553
By Asura.Ludoggy 2014-02-07 22:29:58
Raspberry vodka+raspberry schnapps/liqueur+sprite.
Whiskey/bourbon straight. (I like Jim Beam)
Do a suicide shot if you are putting on a show.
Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-07 22:33:25
Done lud . Id take a pic, But uploading on my phone sucks.
Btw, what happens to all the loli from years ago?
サーバ: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 36553
By Asura.Ludoggy 2014-02-07 22:38:28
Done lud . Id take a pic, But uploading on my phone sucks.
Btw, what happens to all the loli from years ago? Jaerik asking to stop.
Some mother flipping tables saying she is contacting the FBI
and more recently google-ads contacting the website.
So we just stopped posting.
Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-07 22:41:36
I miss our Loli fest. I think we were the only two posting?
And screw the butt hurt mother.
Also, that drink isn't bad. A bit sweet, but not bad.
サーバ: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 36553
By Asura.Ludoggy 2014-02-07 22:50:31
I miss our Loli fest. I think we were the only two posting?
And screw the butt hurt mother.
Also, that drink isn't bad. A bit sweet, but not bad. I dont remember. I hardly remember anyone I used to play with except for 'I do/dont like him...but I dont remember why. oh well'
The fbi never visted me (¬､¬)
I think sweet drinks go better with dinner. Just drinking I think should be all shots/straight. cheaper less calories etc.
These guys make fun stuff often http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/
Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-07 22:54:59
Loli isn't illegal, why would they?
Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-08 00:57:20
You guys suck at getting me drinks. D:
Bismarck.Magnuss
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-02-08 00:57:47
Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-08 01:06:56
I had two. Not a fan
Cerberus.Jiko
サーバ: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1741
By Cerberus.Jiko 2014-02-08 01:07:28
Phone died, So I couldn't post obviously
Bismarck.Magnuss
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-02-08 01:09:44
Far out.
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 Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-02-10 08:10:23
Good morning!
Youre not getting me drunk, ni. . Come on now.
Irish car bomb RIGHT NOW! Irish car bomb at 8:09 on a Monday morning! DO IT!
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-02-10 09:16:40
You guys suck at getting me drinks. D:
1.) "Can't you people see that we are *** closed!?"
on the weekend...
PARKER is failing me finding the clip from the movie Desperado after antoinio bandaras kills everyone in the bar and they are cleaning it up some dopey tourists walk in and Bucho yells "Can't you people see that we are *** closed?" but if PARKER could find it, it would be right here... /waits impatiently
2.) IF you have to ask someone else what to order in a bar please surrender you man card. effective immediately.
I'm the old *** sitting across from you with Cardhu on the rocks in one hand and Arturo Fuente Opus X Cigar in the other snorting and scoffing at the preposterous idea anyone would walk into a bar and not know what to do next... later I am going to follow you into the men's room, trip you, drag you into a stall and give you a swirly. it's nothing personal I just feel that it's necessary in this situation....
how could we possibly know what your poison is if you don't!?
Plus there are a myriad of other important factors to consider.
For example... what kind of bar was it? You can't walk into full on biker bar and order a cosmopolitan or a sex on the beach unless you're prepared for some serious violence.
If it was a mexican bar you could order a margarita with mescal on the side....
unless of course you had some sort prior bad experience with tequila we don't know about... how was mag supposed to know you're friggin lactose intolerant!?
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-02-10 10:29:45
Thanks Obama!!!
I can't even remember what I was going to write about this morning...
and now my mind is all clouded with booze...
I have on friend that is a purist, of sorts...
<.< >.>
well ok.. at least when it comes to booze... he would never think of drinking an irish coffee if they didn't have jameson or a 7&7 or a gin and tonic if all they had was Sierra Mist...
it's important! he screamed at the barkeep, slamming his open palm on the bar to make sure he could be heard above the music...
we were in the upper level of the bar shooting pool, sipping scotch, smoking cigars and discussing his pending nuptials... since I was suddenly and unexpectedly put in charge of the bachelor party we went to a scotch and cigar place were men can be men...
we had the upper section to ourselves, for the most part. most people don't even know it's up there and the few people that wandered up instantly felt as if they were intruding on a private party. the dozen of us were all dressed in suits as if we had just been to a funeral or were planning on attending one in the very near future for the next group of dopes that were stupid enough to interrupt our celebration.
Not that we had any bad intentions in mind but anytime you stick a bunch of aging thugs in business suits and put them in a room together it gives off that general feeling of whatever is going on... you re better off not knowing abut it.
and of course the slap on the bar diverted all of our attention to the bartender who put his hands up in the classic "take it easy fellas" stance as my friend went on explaining his position on the nature of mixed drinks and why the ingredients are vitally important... to the health and welfare of the bartender if nothing else...
one of his brothers stood up... he had one of those tattoos covering enough of his neck and face poking out from his suit that it screams "No, in fact, I don't have a job"
He had also recently been forcefully deported from iceland for crimes against humanity and for trying to marry his own sister by the coincidence of their parents marriage...
The bartender had no way of knowing this story but you have to understand you wouldn't have to know any of the details of the story to point him out in a lineup...
I could say "which one of these fellas looks like they just got kicked out of iceland" and all of you would instinctively point at that guy... except for skully who wasn't paying attention to the question and still had his finger up his nose...
so suddenly the bartender wisely agreed that 7up =/= Sierra Mist...
and was instantly converted to Sol's new mixed drink religion...
Can you order a jack and coke if all they have is royal crown cola...
well that depends on how many completely insane drunken lunatics they happen to have on hand that evening that for whatever reason all believe you can't
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-02-10 10:34:21
He had also recently been forcefully deported from iceland for crimes against humanity and for trying to marry his own sister by the coincidence of their parents marriage...
Wait...
...
What?
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-02-10 10:41:29
He had also recently been forcefully deported from iceland for crimes against humanity and for trying to marry his own sister by the coincidence of their parents marriage...
Wait...
...
What?
his biological father married her biological mother making them brother and sister... technically. and their relationship a 99/100 on almost everyone's weridstuffometer
PARKER Edit: it's the disturbing brady bunch episode where jann and peter hook up and decide to get married at 16... that they never aired for obvious reasons.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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Will try to get to more stuff when I can. Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.
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