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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-12-17 11:58:45
that and neither of them wants to vaccuum it out so yeah... >.< don't say that man.... >.< It's not like I want em too or anything... I just figured that was part of Z's question...
There's more delicate ways to word it.
Everything was rushed, which caused some anxiety on both ends.
huge understatement if I was to apply it to us up here...
I can see how yours is a little dicier since you only knew each other for a month.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2013-12-17 11:59:37
that's so crude for a lady... *** those stereotypes, ***!!! but you are a hoppy soo.... a hoppy soo? is that Chinese slang for something??? Damn you mosin!!!!! always catching those slip ups...
Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2013-12-17 12:00:40
It just goes to show... when sex is involved even the brightest people become sort of dumb...
Edit: Did I say sort of? That didn't emphasize that the way I wanted too... think Grand Canyon of stupid lol...
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-12-17 12:00:59
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
サーバ: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-12-17 12:01:04
Well today Ni is going fast XD
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Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2013-12-17 12:01:25
that and neither of them wants to vaccuum it out so yeah... >.< don't say that man.... >.< It's not like I want em too or anything... I just figured that was part of Z's question... There's more delicate ways to word it. I've never really been known to be all that delicate...
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Lakshmi.Zerowone
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2013-12-17 12:01:39
It just goes to show... when sex is involved even the brightest people become sort of dumb...
lowest common denominator... "SEX"
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-12-17 12:01:41
It just goes to show... when sex is involved even the brightest people become sort of dumb...
you better believe it....
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-12-17 12:02:18
***' time? that's so crude for a lady... but you are a hoppy soo....
I might be a hoppy, but you're a Mennonite this week!
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Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2013-12-17 12:03:14
***' time? that's so crude for a lady... but you are a hoppy soo.... I might be a hoppy, but you're a Mennonite this week! Leader of the mennonites! And don't you forget it you dirty hoppy!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-12-17 12:06:42
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
サーバ: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-12-17 12:07:18
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix
サーバ: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-12-17 12:09:12
Now that I think of it, SD seems even better place to live....
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Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2013-12-17 12:10:48
While I'm waiting for Nik to arrive with an amazing story I'm left sitting here thinking about all the stupid things I've heard people say regarding this topic...
kind of like... no baby... if you're on top you can't get pregnant...
Just the tip... (we all know just the tip turns into just the shaft and then somehow a ball got up there)
(guy) oh yeah baby don't worry I'm on birth control... (yes he was actually taking birth control pills)
Please everyone share thier stories as I wait!
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Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-12-17 12:11:16
All this talk of mennonites is making me hungry. Some fresh bread, butter, and some cherry preserve... might have to stop at the amish mart on the way home.
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-12-17 12:13:02
Trying to decide if its worth it to convince a friend not to marry someone that drives em crazy or to just sit back and watch the chaos from my lawnchair as it unfolds...
As the sign tacked to the corkboard in the break room clearly states...
Nothing Good Can Come of This.
I have been asked several times about it so I may as well explain.
In the immortal words of bart simpson, "you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't."
When we stand on the precipice. The great dock where the judge of all things passes sentence, There is no question what the verdict will be nor any escape from the final judgement. For we are all guilty and shall be punished. There is no escape. Nothing good can come of this applies to anything and everything we consider because nothing good can come from anything we do or say for our opinion is self centered and serves our own interests...
If you try to convince your friend to withdraw you will probably only push him further into the abyss and if you say nothing he will blame you anyways so whatever you say he will eventually hold you accountable and responsible for whatever poor decision he makes because he too is presumably human and that's what humans do...
On one hand the future is crystal clear. We will all die. What happens between then and now is the hazy gray area no one can see clearly. Maybe she is lying about the pregnancy or maybe she is the love of his life. Maybe a little heartbreak and baby mama drama will be good for him and maybe he will go all to pieces...
It's impossible to know for certain.
I like to go with. I don't know man... but whatever you decide I will still be right here for you.
The more vague the better... and throw in some humor. If he says "I decided to marry her" then you think thoughtfully for a time and say, I'll go fluff the couch and get it ready for you....
Let's face it. He knows it's a stupid idea, he knows you know it's a stupid idea. and he knows you know he knows it's a stupid idea.
A friend said to me one time "well what do you think?" and I said "you already know what I think" and he said "yeah, you think it's stupid" and I said "so what are you asking me for!?"
Do you want me to try to talk you out of it? Do you want me to try to talk you into it? What do you want from me?
Lakshmi.Zerowone
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2013-12-17 12:14:48
This might just be me, sometimes I think Nikolce writes the articles for Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 10394
By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2013-12-17 12:16:11
(guy) oh yeah baby don't worry I'm on birth control... (yes he was actually taking birth control pills)
Please everyone share thier stories as I wait!
And here we have a Darwin award nominee.
Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2013-12-17 12:17:39
My day is complete!
I guess I should also mention that I'm friends with the lady in this story...
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 10394
By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2013-12-17 12:18:46
This might just be me, sometimes I think Nikolce writes the articles for Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Not enough references to Jews to be an ED writer.
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-12-17 12:20:20
My day is complete!
I guess I should also mention that I'm friends with the lady in this story...
Well of course you are... see, you're totally screwed.
This might just be me, sometimes I think Nikolce writes the articles for Encyclopedia Dramatica.
I don't know what that is so I will take it as an insult.
/gloveslap
shall we say pistols at twenty paces!?
Lakshmi.Zerowone
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2013-12-17 12:21:09
I don't know what that is so I will take it as an insult.
/gloveslap
shall we say pistols at twenty paces!?
TEN!!!!
Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2013-12-17 12:22:57
/poisons zero
Nik is too valuable an asset!
Edit: Also, I'm most likely helping you witht this quick death... He wouldn't just let you go after the duel... The things he would have Parker do to you...
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-12-17 12:23:38
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »Now that I think of it, SD seems even better place to live....
gdi you stay the hell on the east coast!
/locksallthethings
Nothing Good Can Come of This.
I have "Omnes reliequite spes, a vos intrantes" proudly hung above my office door.
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 10394
By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2013-12-17 12:26:34
I have "Omnes reliequite spes, a vos intrantes" proudly hung above my office door.
Had to Google Translate this.
I don't fluently speak demon.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2013-12-17 12:26:39
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »Now that I think of it, SD seems even better place to live.... gdi you stay the hell on the east coast! /locksallthethings Nothing Good Can Come of This. I have "Omnes reliequite spes, a vos intrantes" proudly hung above my office door. Does everyone who reads it think its profound and the like?
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-12-17 12:28:25
(guy) oh yeah baby don't worry I'm on birth control... (yes he was actually taking birth control pills)
Please everyone share thier stories as I wait!
What?!? Are you shitting me? Did he just walk into an OBGYN clinic, and was like, "I've got an idea. Just hear me out!"
Ten minutes later, the doctor thinks to his or herself, "Just give the dude some Ortho-Evra, put the patch over his mouth, and get him the *** out of here!"
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Lakshmi.Zerowone
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2013-12-17 12:30:53
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »Now that I think of it, SD seems even better place to live.... gdi you stay the hell on the east coast! /locksallthethings Nothing Good Can Come of This. I have "Omnes reliequite spes, a vos intrantes" proudly hung above my office door. Does everyone who reads it think its profound and the like?
I think maybe...only the people who have read the Divine Commedia.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-12-17 12:32:49
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Had to Google Translate this.
I don't fluently speak demon.
HA!
the tables have turned....
Does everyone who reads it think its profound and the like?
nah, no one gives a ***. they're all in their 50's & 60's and are no longer impressed by adults being cutesy...
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix
サーバ: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-12-17 12:33:53
gdi you stay the hell on the east coast!
/locksallthethings I'll stay on East River!
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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