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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-08-29 13:10:21
well there goes august....
what's next? 2014?
***...
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Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-08-29 14:07:43
Someone mentioned boobs?
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-08-29 14:15:06
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Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-08-29 14:18:05
Whoa, bro. I'll calm your face down.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-08-29 14:22:40
just to warn you, Niko can make you poop yourself with only 3 fingers.
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Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-08-29 14:27:26
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-08-29 15:11:50
just to warn you, Niko can make you poop yourself with only 3 fingers.
spoiler'd for gross poop talk
there are several ways to make someone poop themselves...
Important Notice!!!
none of them are going to win you any popularity contests.
not everyone thinks it's funny...
it's funny when they fart
it's still kinda funny when they shart.. (sometimes they still get upset though.)
but people stay really mad a really long time if you make them poop.
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!
*More warnings and disclaimers* *More warnings and disclaimers* *More warnings and disclaimers*
also, you can accidentally make someone not be able to poop. ever
which I can tell you from personal experience is not comfortable! Especially around day three or four...
Also, if you don't "fix" it, it can lead to a most unpleasant death.
and fixing it is no picnic in the posies either....
non picnic details double spoiler'd though I am sure you can imagine what happens after you don't crap for three or four days let me just say it's unpleasant in a way that I can not stress enough.
What the instructor failed to make clear to me was...
Once you "fix the problem" you will need to have at least an hour of free time on your hands and a god to pray too because it is like forcing open the gates of hell.
it's bad dudes... I mean my arms shoot to cover my vital areas so fast you can hear the wind crack... there are people I would only spar with southpaw after that... it is serious business.
it's kinda funny maybe two or three years later to laugh about with someone who has also experienced it... I laughed at some other guy I know it happened too when he was telling me the story but it's like that been there, done that, learned that lesson the hard way laugh of camaraderie... and this guy lived n another part of the state and learned it from someone else and later on I was thinking....
jesus h christ how many *** people are walking around out there that know how to kill people by shutting their colon off!? goddamn it man that is not cool!
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Siren.Flavin
サーバ: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-08-29 16:31:53
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Siren.Flavin
サーバ: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-08-30 08:56:14
All these people ripping on my city! Wary of all the people? cmon...
Tell em how awesome Chicago is Nik!
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-08-30 09:08:31
/abruptly wakes from his chloroform nap
whodidwhatnowhuh!?
wait, who is ripping on chicago? I wasn't paying attention...
PARKER is busy looking for the clip where han solo comes out of the carbonite for me for a story....
PARKER!!!!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-08-30 09:32:28
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Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-08-30 10:24:28
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Siren.Flavin
サーバ: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-08-30 12:17:54
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-08-30 12:22:44
yeah, wtf? at least I went & visited my grandma for some free breakfast, what's everyone elses' excuse?
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-08-30 12:36:43
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »Stuck in the hospital doing routine tests is my excuse
valid, however boring it may be.
:P
Siren.Flavin
サーバ: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-08-30 12:36:59
yeah, wtf? at least I went & visited my grandma for some free breakfast, what's everyone elses' excuse? I got free breakfast from my company... and lunch too...
Siren.Flavin
サーバ: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-08-30 12:37:29
EKGs and EEGs are routine?
Siren.Flavin
サーバ: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-08-30 12:42:32
EEGs are usually tests you get when you have seizures or some kind of head trauma... sometimes when youre having trouble sleeping...
EKGs test for heart issues...
Unless you are at least 40 or have some kind of family history that they test for periodically over there they really aren't all that routine...
Siren.Flavin
サーバ: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-08-30 12:50:48
Yeah I wouldn't know anything about transplants... but I mean that doesn't really seem routine... That is unless you go into a subset of routine... like it's routine for a person going through the motions in the transplant process
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-08-30 12:51:00
yeah, wtf? at least I went & visited my grandma for some free breakfast, what's everyone elses' excuse?
it's been a slow week...or at least it has seemed that way without quiznor posting eighty bajillion times a second...
I wrote this for RT but it might be too heavy quiz get over it. you'll be alright
PARKER Edit: musical accompanyment YouTube Video Placeholder
I would like to take this opportunity to thank you from the bottom of my heart for an entire work week free of quiznor.
/pauses for a moment of silence
As we all continue to pray every night that his absence is due to him dying in a fire, let us not forget to also remember aly, who bravely vanquished the quiznor freeing us of the nauseous asphyxiation, occasional heartburn, upset stomach, diarrhea, bloating, headache and high blood pressure associated with quiznor's unrelenting need to post a nonsensical comment about every single post ever made in RT, whether they were directed to him or not.
Altana, hear our prayer. May his death be as long, painful and drawn out as the time we have all wasted wading through his posts between everyone elses... Could you please include some embarrassing detail like he died in a fire while auto erotic masturbating to pictures of himself wearing a tutu... HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE irish boy dies chocking on chicken while chocking his chicken.... entire city block consumed in blaze...
Something so humiliating so that if there ever were a second coming in which the dead were raised he would immediately die of embarrassment.
Then also, can we have a quiznor day when effigies of quiznor are brutaly beaten and set on fire in the streets? Kinda like the old guy falkes day but with more hatred and fire
amen
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Siren.Flavin
サーバ: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-08-30 12:59:39
lol!
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-08-30 13:02:41
my apologies to quiz's family, if he has any. I have been writing cornball gibberish all morning and needed to blow off some steam.. I was wondering why ffxiah seemed so slow and then I noticed quiz wasn't chiming in every three seconds and then I sent PARKER to see what happened....
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-08-30 13:05:34
lmao
I'm always impressed at how well the music marries the text.
bravo ole' boy, bravo.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-08-30 13:09:15
Did quiz get banned or something?
just balls deep in ff14, last I knew.
(I'm hardly the one to ask of RT matters, though)
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-08-30 13:09:49
god I wish.... no he just left in a huff one day
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
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