Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: »
Then, BAM, ***! CRAZY TRAIN ATTACK!
life has a beautiful way of doing this when you least expect it.
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life has a beautiful way of doing this when you least expect it.
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Just go buy another shirt... or go back to your place rq...
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just say 'you'll have to excuse my appearance, a train door bit me this morning"
always open with a joke!
always open with a joke!
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I'd just go home and get a new shirt. I've tried the pen on iced coffee, but the stain don't gowai. I had to do a presentation after that too. I made a joke about it and i think it bought me some pity.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: »
train door shut in my face. spilled iced coffee on my shirt. have an important meeting today. ***.
1.) take out your pen
2.) mug a dude with it
3.) take his shirt
4.) his meeting will be *** up, but yours will be salvaged
5.) thank me later
NVM. Mos already covered the funny!
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I was totally serious.
dress to impress, BABY!!!
:D
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I dress to have to clothes on... The police said I had to...
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Well, I dress for...Ummm...Uhhh...Damn it! It's hot outside! Why do I dress?
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Well, I dress for...Ummm...Uhhh...Damn it! It's hot outside! Why do I dress?
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Siren.Flavin said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Well, I dress for...Ummm...Uhhh...Damn it! It's hot outside! Why do I dress?
I have a theory that they just want to rain on everyone's parade because they have to wear those uniforms with synthetic fibers that don't breathe well! Green-eyed monster strikes again!
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Just an FYI the green eyed monster is envy... it's envy everybody...
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you two goobers.
that's a good law for a good reason.
I wouldn't even want to see 90% of the population naked.
/shudders
that's a good law for a good reason.
I wouldn't even want to see 90% of the population naked.
/shudders
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I'd go naked. The humidity is killing me.
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STRETCHMARKS!!! WOOT!!!
I was told that tanning gets rid of them, but I think that's a bunch of bull after this summer! I ain't jumping in the pseudo-sun coffin either! Haven't done it since high school, and that ***is annoying!
I was told that tanning gets rid of them, but I think that's a bunch of bull after this summer! I ain't jumping in the pseudo-sun coffin either! Haven't done it since high school, and that ***is annoying!
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shoulda asked me, the wife's are non-existant thanks to vitamin E oil. see only did when she was pregnant & then afterwards, so idk if it works in retrograde or not.
I feel a little gay for knowing that.
I feel a little gay for knowing that.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
shoulda asked me, the wife's are non-existant thanks to vitamin E oil. see only did when she was pregnant & then afterwards, so idk if it works in retrograde or not.
I feel a little gay for knowing that.
I feel a little gay for knowing that.
I don't think I lotioned enough. Shame on me! It only around my navel though. I had the hunch after Memorial Day Weekend that it was BS (my buddy tans religiously though). After the beach week, the difference in coloration was very pronounced. I think it has to do with the tanning coffin, and not natural sunlight.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I think it has to do with the tanning coffin, and not natural sunlight.
beats me.
I'm sure you're fine though, streckmarks aren't a big deal.
the only reason, I believe, ze wife knew what to do, is because she studied / did massage for a few years.
I just burn to a crisp, so no tanning for me, natural or otherwise.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
STRETCHMARKS!!! WOOT!!! I was told that tanning gets rid of them, but I think that's a bunch of bull after this summer! I ain't jumping in the pseudo-sun coffin either! Haven't done it since high school, and that ***is annoying!
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Siren.Mosin said: »
shoulda asked me, the wife's are non-existant thanks to vitamin E oil. see only did when she was pregnant & then afterwards, so idk if it works in retrograde or not. I feel a little gay for knowing that.
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Siren.Flavin said: »
should just feel a little bit like you should have been born a woman...
>:O
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Men hear stretchmark and they think fondly back to the day it was born... the day you took down that 80oz steak just because you could...
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
STRETCHMARKS!!! WOOT!!!
I was told that tanning gets rid of them, but I think that's a bunch of bull after this summer! I ain't jumping in the pseudo-sun coffin either! Haven't done it since high school, and that ***is annoying!
I was told that tanning gets rid of them, but I think that's a bunch of bull after this summer! I ain't jumping in the pseudo-sun coffin either! Haven't done it since high school, and that ***is annoying!
I have them on my shoulders and some other spots from a growth spurt in hs . Getting tanned just makes everything the same color. mine aren't really noticeable at this point though.
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I don't tan... I like to stay two shades above albino... you don't go blind when you directly look at me but you still have to squint a bit ^^
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
I have them on my shoulders and some other spots. Getting tanned just makes everything the same color.
don't worry, i'm sure we can still get you a purse that matches...
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Yeah I'm pretty white, but when i was younger I'd get a little dark while swimming.
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