On the subject of toddler shows...Whenever I would take my nephew off my brother's and former sister-in-law's hands he would watch this new adaptation of The Mickey Mouse Club. This song...
After he left I would find myself singing this for days. What do you know? I just did it again!
Prepare yourself, Zah. Soon that's going to be your life. Well, for a couple years, anyway.
I've already come to that realization. That and knowing that my house won't be immaculate anymore. I didn't realize just how much junk I've accumulated until I started cleaning out the study and making preparations for his bedroom. Add a couple years of toys, toys, and more toys. I think I'll need a bigger house soon. I'm thinking 1,400 square feet isn't going to cut it, but I already knew that. :/
Keep in mind Z, that most boys are ok with an empty cardboard box...
We went ape ***overcompensating for all the toys we never had growing up by buying all of them... plastic bins filled with toys out the wazoo.
Here then is Nik's handy dandy all purpose guide for the must haves and don't needs of baby crap.
1.) electric swing - greatest *** baby toy ever! 2.) old fashioned rocking chair - for you mostly to imitate the swing motion while feeding 3.) that vibrating chair thing for when they get sick of swinging 4.) the teething ring thing you put in the freezer
1.) changing table - you never use it and end up changing them on the floor or the bed or the couch 2.) black white and red mobiles and related *** -idk if they even make that crap any more because babies hate that ***3.) single song musical light up toys - smash them with a sledgehammer now and avoid the rush later 4.) play mats with complicated mobiles attachment- take forever to set up and baby never notices it 5.) baby furnature - other than a crib they don't need any of that crap. Perhaps buy a regular dresser to keep their clothes in
Keep in mind Z, that most boys are ok with an empty cardboard box...
We went ape ***overcompensating for all the toys we never had growing up by buying all of them... plastic bins filled with toys out the wazoo.
Here then is Nik's handy dandy all purpose guide for the must haves and don't needs of baby crap.
1.) electric swing - greatest *** baby toy ever! 2.) old fashioned rocking chair - for you mostly to imitate the swing motion while feeding 3.) that vibrating chair thing for when they get sick of swinging 4.) the teething ring thing you put in the freezer
1.) changing table - you never use it and end up changing them on the floor or the bed or the couch 2.) black white and red mobiles and related *** -idk if they even make that crap any more because babies hate that ***3.) single song musical light up toys - smash them with a sledgehammer now and avoid the rush later 4.) play mats with complicated mobiles attachment- take forever to set up and baby never notices it 5.) baby furnature - other than a crib they don't need any of that crap. Perhaps buy a regular dresser to keep their clothes in
you'll never know how precious an hour of silence is or four hours of uninterrupted sleep, until you have a baby....
especially after your first one they give you that pamphlet on SIDS and you read it and then stay awake all night for a week staring at your baby because you're afraid it's going to suddenly die for no reason.
you'll never know how precious an hour of silence is or four hours of uninterrupted sleep, until you have a baby.... especially after your first one they give you that pamphlet on SIDS and you read it and then stay awake all night for a week staring at your baby because you're afraid it's going to suddenly die for no reason.
omg I did that with my daughter! ugh the memories X|
this time around, I'm more like - bah, he'll be fine. a nuke could go off & it would be him, I, & few other Irishmen & cochroaches going "huh? watwuzthat?"
I'm not sure who Lillith is, but she's got talons for feet, so already I don't like her, even if she does have boobs.
Adam's first wife in the Garden of Eden. She knew and questioned Adam too much, so God made her a demon. That's how I remember that gem of a story. /sigh Women! The nerve!
I thouhgt it was that she refused to be subservient to Adam and used God's name then fled Eden refusing to return... God sent three angels after her and threatened to kill a bunch of her children everyday and she went all I bring death to infants and such...
I don't know if this will be useless or not, but I bought one of these for co-sleeping on recommendation of a couple of friends...
February is cold!
co-sleeping isn't for everyone...you could put a dune buggy roll cage over that thing and it still wouldn't work if either of you drink or have ever woken up on top of the remote....
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
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Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
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