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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-10-10 13:55:31
Euro politics don't go far though. It's been on my mind the past two days.
/shrug
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2012-10-10 13:56:27
We interrupt your blah~ing with....
According to my TEL education professor yesterday, he said that there will be some students who no matter what you do, they will refuse to do their work, pay attention or even behave respectfully. And at a certain point, you have to identify this and simply do your best to make sure this person doesn't interfere with everyone else's learning experience.
Your professor is wrong and is a bad person and should feel bad.
Tell him. "That sounds like an excuse forged in the valley of laziness" "I vow never to quit trying until there is no more breath within this body" and then throw the smoke bomb down and vanish like a whisper.
All children can be motivated to succeed in school as they are weak minded fools. Their minds are like silly puddy in the hands of a ninja. You must walk the moonlight path brother, study them, learn their weaknesses and apply constant psychic pressure. Trap their soul with your eyes.
Those "bad seeds" made it to your class because everyone they met before you was weak and lazy and at some point quit caring about them and gave up. If you let them slide by you condemn them to fate worse than death, the prison of ignorance, which only leads to real prison, the one that smells like manass and involuntary buttsecs.
You should visit one if you haven't had the chance already. At let those kids know at the intersection of Dontgiveafuck and oraratsass is a prison they will never get out of alive.
You are their only hope
Prison Magnus, that's where they all end up. Every last one.
So you stare at them holding an apple.
/drift away
That smell.... the smell of prison alone will kill you. It drills a hole into your skull and burrows so deep in your brain that you can never get it out. Every last square inch of that place is slick with the filth of human grease it coats you, it coats you inside and out like amniotic fluid you are bathed in it night and day it suffocates you and you can never wash it off you can never get clean.
And the sounds of hopeless men crying. Men, grown men, some old, some no older than you being raped, being tortured, being beaten, being stabbed, bleeding out, chocking to death. You never stop hearing them dying.....
/snap out of it
So <kid's name here> we can learn about science (or whatever class you are teaching) or we can learn how to make an anal bung out of this apple. Which one is it going to be?
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-10-10 13:57:03
>.<
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I need some help here
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-10-10 13:59:40
nvm, Niko came though, however horrifing a tale it was.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-10-10 14:07:06
Help me to help you. Help me to help you.
under the cirumstances (no misa)
Row fire away!
& give yourself another 2 Ni bucks
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-10-10 14:32:36
Toyed with it for a bit after a phone call.
Bismarck.Magnuss
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-10-10 14:35:34
By George, you're right. I need to deliver some tough love! I need to show these kids that I'm trying to keep them away from a fate worse than English class... Hoow do I do that without getting fired, though? This is the question.
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
サーバ: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2012-10-10 14:39:11
By George, you're right. I need to deliver some tough love! I need to show these kids that I'm trying to keep them away from a fate worse than English class... Hoow do I do that without getting fired, though? This is the question. I believe I read in an article last week a teacher brought in a gun with blanks to get their attention. He would fire blanks in class I think. DON'T TRY THAT! He got in trouble....
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-10-10 14:40:48
make them be pen-pals with an inmate
take them on a field trip to your state prison
with the advocation of the internet, you could..
beats me.
Bismarck.Misao
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2012-10-10 14:48:24
Chinese wed
Bismarck.Misao
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2012-10-10 14:49:20
Help me to help you. Help me to help you.
under the cirumstances ( no misa)
Row fire away!
& give yourself another 2 Ni bucks
D: wat
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-10-10 14:49:33
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Bismarck.Misao
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2012-10-10 14:51:30
(╯°□°)╯︵
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-10-10 14:51:50
The week is half over!
/cheer
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-10-10 14:53:20
Help me to help you. Help me to help you. under the cirumstances ( no misa) Row fire away! & give yourself another 2 Ni bucks D: wat
well I was trying to set you up a table, but in retrospect, I drew it pre-flipped, so you had no work to do. had I known how to draw it upright, & not been an idiot, there might've been something there, but under the circumstances....
carry on
Bismarck.Misao
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2012-10-10 14:56:26
>.<
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I need some help here Γ
L ︵ \(°□°\)
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2012-10-10 14:59:25
By George, you're right. I need to deliver some tough love! I need to show these kids that I'm trying to keep them away from a fate worse than English class... Hoow do I do that without getting fired, though? This is the question.
I used most of my mental bullying influencing techniques pro-bono and mostly on the kids my son was in scouts with back in the day....
You will probably have to use teh ninja mind control on the faculty as well and the adminitration... maybe the parents.... Oh just buy the damn obi wan kenobi cloak and walk around school rocking that. Those aren't the lockers you are looking for!
Just don't give up like Professor LeDouche!
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-10-10 15:06:43
Bleh! I broke down and had a cup of coffee today. :/ I think I have a caffeine headache now.
Ramuh.Urial
サーバ: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31068
By Ramuh.Urial 2012-10-10 15:22:28
Bleh! I broke down and had a cup of coffee today. :/ I think I have a caffeine headache now. Bad Zah, bad!
That's what you get!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-10-10 15:57:24
Bleh! I broke down and had a cup of coffee today. :/ I think I have a caffeine headache now.
have a glass of wine now, that should even you out.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-10-10 16:00:41
Bleh! I broke down and had a cup of coffee today. :/ I think I have a caffeine headache now.
have a glass of wine now, that should even you out.
I did have a sip of Bloody Mary this weekend. This BTW...
Come on 2013!!!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-10-10 16:03:02
you're getting a lil' ahead of yourself there champ.
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By Fyyvoaa 2012-10-10 16:04:20
Bleh! I broke down and had a cup of coffee today. :/ I think I have a caffeine headache now.
I had this strong *** coffee this morning :| made my damn stomach hurt all day ;;
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-10-10 16:10:49
you're getting a lil' ahead of yourself there champ.
Hey hey hey! April...I'm giving it time, or May. We'll see.
Annoying when someone is sitting across from you at the dinner table with a nice, rare steak and a glass of Merlot, and all you get is shoe leather. I miss bloody steaks too! And sushi, but I've cheated on that too.
Book #1: "Blah-blah-blah...Too much mercury in fish!"
Book #2: "OMG! Hold on! Wait up! Fish oil stimulates brain development."
I'm very confused as to what my dietary habits should be right now. Caloric intake is the only thing I've really been following.
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Ramuh.Urial
サーバ: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31068
By Ramuh.Urial 2012-10-10 16:12:17
you're getting a lil' ahead of yourself there champ.
Hey hey hey! April...I'm giving it time, or May. We'll see.
Annoying when someone is sitting across from you at the dinner table with a nice, rare steak and a glass of Merlot, and all you get is shoe leather. I miss bloody steaks too! And sushi, but I've cheated on that too.
Book #1: "Blah-blah-blah...Too much mercury in fish!"
Book #2: "OMG! Hold on! Wait up! Fish oil stimulates brain development."
I'm very confused as to what my dietary habits should be right now. Caloric intake is the only thing I've really been following. Avoid large fish like fatty tuna and you should be fine.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-10-10 16:14:50
you're getting a lil' ahead of yourself there champ.
Hey hey hey! April...I'm giving it time, or May. We'll see.
Annoying when someone is sitting across from you at the dinner table with a nice, rare steak and a glass of Merlot, and all you get is shoe leather. I miss bloody steaks too! And sushi, but I've cheated on that too.
Book #1: "Blah-blah-blah...Too much mercury in fish!"
Book #2: "OMG! Hold on! Wait up! Fish oil stimulates brain development."
I'm very confused as to what my dietary habits should be right now. Caloric intake is the only thing I've really been following. Avoid large fish like fatty tuna and you should be fine.
Yeah...Read that. I don't like tuna that much anyway.
Ramuh.Urial
サーバ: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31068
By Ramuh.Urial 2012-10-10 16:28:04
Damnit Zah, now I want Gyoza. But the cute waitress to flirt with doesn't work Wednesday so I'm gonna have to wait til tomorrow!
Then I can go get Gyoza and get smashed off Orion and Soju.
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-10-10 16:31:36
Ooooo~ Uri-butt is going to get his flirt on!
I'm craving sushi now too, and cajun, and just seafood in general.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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