Asura.Dameshi said: »
Well I'm not made of money you know...
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What are you doing with all those registration fees? Hmmm, maybe the rebel force is the way to go.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
I'll give you uh... a bottle of wine and a year supply of coffee. Oh and a new shirt of course.
I want a better position in Ni with a title to match. Huge tracks of land (preferably with a vineyard or brewery, so there will be no liquor store robberies anymore), and ummm...Think! Come on! Think!
/growls
NO!!!
I also want a gold-plated bucket and mop for Mag, and Flav and I should get that sweet sweet tax break without doing crap!
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Bismarck.Flavin said: »
You need to crack down a little more Dame... there seems to be quite a lot of rebellions!
Bismarck.Flavin said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
I'll give you uh... a bottle of wine and a year supply of coffee. Oh and a new shirt of course.
We shall have to see what the rebellious ones offer your conflicted allies then!
Did someone say tax break? lol...
I will need nothing Dame, my fealty shall never waver.
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Bismarck.Flavin said: »
Did someone say tax break? lol...
Shhh! I don't want to let everyone know we've been fudging our Ni taxes!
Siren.Mosin said: »
I will need nothing Dame, my fealty shall never waver.
Stick it to him now! What are you doing?
I could use a new mop.
And... a Ferrari.
And... a Ferrari.
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We ain't hidin' ***, taxman!
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Phoenix.Elspetta said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Well I'm not made of money you know...
Road upkeep.
Military expenses.
Pollution clean up.
Various programs to help citizens in need.
Gold throne.
Daily sushi.
Money to keep farmers afloat.
Also nobody pays their taxes or registration fees.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Various programs to help citizens in need.]
What?!? There's more money to be had?!?
We have two furry, fat, albino children with growths coming out of their heads and backs! We demand MONEY!
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
/growls
NO!!!
I also want a gold-plated bucket and mop for Mag, and Flav and I should get that sweet sweet tax break without doing crap!
NO!!!
I also want a gold-plated bucket and mop for Mag, and Flav and I should get that sweet sweet tax break without doing crap!
As for the tax break, how about I don't investigate those tax write offs for the wine that was "work related"?
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That's no way to talk about me :(
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
As for the tax break, how about I don't investigate those tax write offs for the wine that was "work related"?
Well, I can't possibly quell all these rebellions without being sufficiently inebriated. Too much blood-shed! Maybe I should start seeing a psychiatrist for my PPD? I thought booze was a cheaper solution.
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: »
That's no way to talk about me :(
Correction: We have four. This one is the normal one though. I don't know what happened to Spath. I think he's Sect's evil twin or something.
/shrug
You win some, you lose some.
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Okay, fill out forms 1069F, 2037B, 1088, 501E, 12308M, and of course 421P. Then I'll need photo evidence as well as a certified doctor to confirm.
No no, has to be a doctor that is chosen by the government.
Good news! I happen to be a doctor! Where those kids at?
Good news! I happen to be a doctor! Where those kids at?
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Poor poor Zahin and Flavrah. :( Don't say anything about them, or I'll cut you! Sect and Spath are adopted. Our family is like a rainbow of unity! Except for Spath, considering the circumstances.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Correction: We have four. This one is the normal one though. I don't know what happened to Spath. I think he's Sect's evil twin or something.
/shrug
You win some, you lose some.
/shrug
You win some, you lose some.
I promise wine and land for my mother, Zah! As well as many buckets and mops for Scruff, and paid time off, with an assistant!
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Correction: We have four. This one is the normal one though. I don't know what happened to Spath. I think he's Sect's evil twin or something.
/shrug
You win some, you lose some.
/shrug
You win some, you lose some.
I promise wine and land for my mother, Zah! As well as many buckets and mops for Scruff, and paid time off, with an assistant!
Hmmm...His deal sounds nice.
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Correction: We have four. This one is the normal one though. I don't know what happened to Spath. I think he's Sect's evil twin or something. /shrug You win some, you lose some.
If you strike me down, I shall only distance myself further from your expectations! Besides, should you not support your child in his aspirations of greatness? Am I not doing what any parent would want, seizing my goals with what little I have been given?
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
If you strike me down, I shall only distance myself further from your expectations! Besides, should you not support your child in his aspirations of greatness? Am I not doing what any parent would want, seizing my goals with what little I have been given?
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
--------- Poor poor Zahin and Flavrah. :( Don't say anything about them, or I'll cut you! Sect and Spath are adopted. Our family is like a rainbow of unity! Except for Spath, considering the circumstances.
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
If you strike me down, I shall only distance myself further from your expectations! Besides, should you not support your child in his aspirations of greatness? Am I not doing what any parent would want, seizing my goals with what little I have been given?
Admit it, you're just doing it for the glory and fame!
Damnit, I totally missed my 23,000th post ;_;
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
... They seem healthy. Claim denied.
And just what would you do if you succeed? Do you know the first thing about running a kingdom? Well boy? Do you? How will you keep the many enemies of Ni at bay? What will happen when you realize how broke the kingdom is and has been operating at a negative for years? How will you handle a drought or floor or earthquake? Tell me, what are your plans?
Admit it, you're just doing it for the glory and fame!
And just what would you do if you succeed? Do you know the first thing about running a kingdom? Well boy? Do you? How will you keep the many enemies of Ni at bay? What will happen when you realize how broke the kingdom is and has been operating at a negative for years? How will you handle a drought or floor or earthquake? Tell me, what are your plans?
Admit it, you're just doing it for the glory and fame!
How can you say they look healthy, one of them is a turtle!
My plans are well thought out. The largest problem facing us at this time is our large debt and our lack of military presence even though we have a large army. Speaking of which, you pay for such a large army and yet they do nothing, what kind of a system is this?
Our first objective should be to acquire funds, we border many large countries with malicious intentions and large funds, but who are militarily weak. Why have we not invaded, or at least made our presence upon our own borders known?
Apart from attempting an invasion of neighboring countries. I feel our crops have fallen into despair due to recent natural disasters that you have failed to hear their pleas on. Why do you allow your own people to suffer at the hands of the gods while you sit comfortably upon your throne of gold? I say we melt down said throne and use it to fund the repairs for the farmers of the land.
Must I go on?
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You're not getting your allowance this week...
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