TTOF - Seriously A Serious Linkshell, Guys

This must be stocked on the shelf beside them.

Don't worry, Stepth. At least one team from PA is going to the playoffs this year.

It's too bad that Vlor missed them. I feel that he would have appreciated them much more than the cretins that I was forced to share them with.

[23:54:19]<Stepth> Aery says nao
[23:54:23]<Byrth> <{/sigh}>
[23:54:28]<Byrth> lAery so mean
[23:54:29]<Byrth> SO
[23:54:33]<Aery> NAO
[23:54:33]<Stepth> I agree
[23:54:40]<Byrth> a guy walks out of a bar
[23:54:43]<Byrth> he's shitfaced drunk and wanders into the street
[23:54:51]<Byrth> falls down
[23:54:59]<Byrth> gets run over by a car
[23:55:11]<Byrth> as he's laying there dying, someone notices him and calls the hospital
[23:55:26]<Byrth> the doctors operate on him for 10 hours
[23:55:35]<Byrth> his family is contacted during that time and they come to the waiting room in tears
[23:55:48]<Byrth> finally the head doctor comes out
[23:56:02]<Byrth> he has a smile on!
[23:56:29]<Byrth> he says, "Well, I have some good news and some bad news."
[23:56:43]<Byrth> The bad news is that your loved one will probably never play the piano or run again
[23:56:52]<Byrth> his left side was badly crushed in the accident
[23:56:54]<Byrth> The good news is that you shouldn't worry, because he's alright.
[23:57:11]<Byrth> :3
[23:57:12]<Stepth> ...
[23:57:15]<Aery> ........
[23:57:21]<Stepth> Aery
[23:57:21]<Byrth> HATERS GONNA HATE
[23:57:24]<Stepth> 3
[23:57:25]<Stepth> 2
[23:57:28]<Stepth> 1
[23:57:31]<Stepth> BOOOOOOOO
[23:57:32]<Aery> BOOOOOOOOOOO

[23:59:39]<Stepth> My whole evening is ruined and it's not even Obama's fault

[00:01:27]<Byrth> What did the Buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at daycare?
[00:01:35]<Aery> olawd.
[00:01:38]<Byrth> Bison!

[00:02:06]<Byrth> okay, so I'll tell you guys one more joke because you asked
[00:03:06]<Byrth> There's a train with a terrible conductor chugging along in Minnesota
[00:03:30]<Byrth> it picks up steam and goes a little faster and a little faster
[00:03:42]<Byrth> the conductor thinks to himself, "I wonder how fast this train can go!"
[00:03:59]<Byrth> just then he sees that someone is parked on the tracks!
[00:04:02]<Byrth> and he thinks, "Well what the ***. I'll just say I couldn't stop!" and runs straight into them
[00:04:11]<Byrth> he's quite terrible
[00:04:23]<Byrth> so he's tried for vehicular homicide and convincted
[00:04:50]<Byrth> because he was so unabashed about his crime and so unrepentant, he's given a death sentence
[00:04:53]<Byrth> it's 5PM in the jail and they're about to execute him, and the warden asks him if he has any last requests.
[00:05:16]<Byrth> The man says, "Yes, in fact I do. I'd like a 3 inch banana if I could have one, please."
[00:05:36]<Byrth> So the warden is like, "Well, okay then. That seems possible." and goes away and fetches a 3 inch banana
[00:05:45]<Byrth> the man eats it, but by the time they'd found it, acquired it, and he ate it, midnight had passed
[00:05:59]<Byrth> so they had to reschedule his electrocution for another day
[00:06:06]<Byrth> The next day the warden asks him, "So, any last requests today?"
[00:06:08]<Byrth> and the man says, "Well, today I'd like a five inch banana."
[00:06:35]<Byrth> the warden goes away, comes back, it's after midnight, etc.
[00:06:38]<Byrth> this continues, with the man putting off his own death by a day and increasing the size of the banana all the way
[00:06:56]<Byrth> out to 3 feet.
[00:07:16]<Byrth> So the warden finally gets wise to it and orders bananas of every size be brought to the prison.
[00:07:29]<Byrth> When the man asks for a banana, the warden hands him one immediately, he eats it, and then they flip the switch
[00:07:42]<Byrth> The entire western seaboard goes dark in a brown-out
[00:07:57]<Byrth> they flip the switch back, and the man asks for a 4 foot banana
[00:08:05]<Byrth> the warden is totally baffled and asks the man how he could possibly be alive
[00:08:13]<Byrth> and the man just says, "Well, I was always a terrible conductor."

[00:08:19]<Stepth> ...
[00:08:21]<Stepth> Aery...
[00:08:21]<Stepth> 3
[00:08:21]<Aery> ...
[00:08:23]<Byrth> NO NEED TO THANK ME
[00:08:25]<Stepth> 2
[00:08:27]<Stepth> 1
[00:08:29]<Stepth> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[00:08:43]<Aery> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[00:08:56]<Aery> NO THANKS INDEED
[00:09:14]<Stepth> I'm calling my lawyer
[00:09:25]<Byrth> did someone sell you "the best joke in the world" and now you realize they were lying?
[00:10:15]<Byrth> that's probably it, I bet

LET THE PEOPLE JUDGE FOR THEMSELVES

Vlor, that looks familiar..