Have You Ever Poo'd Your Pants?
Have you ever poo'd your pants?
Can't say i have any time past 1~2 years old.
I did however wet myself a tad laughing so hard i couldn't breathe when i was about... 8.
Good times good times.
I did however wet myself a tad laughing so hard i couldn't breathe when i was about... 8.
Good times good times.
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Damn those farts were you think it's just air and you follow through.
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Yea, was about 8 years old. Just left from Captain D's with my mom for lunch when I felt a rumbley in my tumbley. Well, since we were already driving back home, going back to the restaurant wasn't an option, so I did what just about every other person would do....try my best to hold it in until I got home. I would also like to take this time to point out we were in the middle of rush hour traffic...on "Main Street" no less...needless to say, traffic was crawling. So as i'm belly aching, literally and figuratively, to my mom, she and I both know that there is really nothing that can be done. We make it a few more miles until we have to stop at what seemed to be the world's longest red light, when I felt the knot in my stomach loosen and I thought that maybe the worst was over...until I realized what had happened. I had just become a victim of mudbutt. She must have noticed the great look of shame that had appeared on my face because she quickly asked, "did you....?" and I just looked up at her and whispered "...yea." There was a moment of silence until she finally started to chuckle. I was beyond embarrassed but couldnt really fault her because even at 8 years old, I knew that if she shoe was on the other foot, that i'd probably be laughing too.
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This... is almost as bad as when stuff like #BigDickProblems makes it to TT on Twitter ._.;
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Little background story I was walking around the mall before going into work and probably spent about 10 minutes doing so. I get in the back room at work and go to clock in when my manager started laughing and said "Your pants are ripped!" I thought it was small but it was from my *** down the back of my leg. That was embarrassing but I needed to get a new pair of pants for my next shift in the future. Went home, changed, and headed to Goodwill.
We all know everyone there is "special" so as I found a quick pair of pants to try on I felt the erge to fart. Well it turned out to be a bit more. Panicking and out of ideas I acted like I wasn't all mentally there. With slurring of my words, a little drooling, and ***going down my leg. Purchased the item and got the *** out ._.
We all know everyone there is "special" so as I found a quick pair of pants to try on I felt the erge to fart. Well it turned out to be a bit more. Panicking and out of ideas I acted like I wasn't all mentally there. With slurring of my words, a little drooling, and ***going down my leg. Purchased the item and got the *** out ._.
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You know there's a version update when ...
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said: »
The most embarrassing thing that's really ever happened to me was basically crapping myself in public. Happened when I was like 13 or 14.
I was at the skating rink and everything felt fine and normal, then I felt a very unusual burgle.. I knew instantly this wasn't a normal crap, and that I needed to get to the bathroom immediately, so I skated as fast as I could, and I got all the way into the restroom, in the stall, and started undoing my pants, this was the one day I decided to wear a belt, if I hadn't worn a belt there wouldn't have been a problem. I couldn't get it off fast enough. Right as I get my pants down and start to sit, it comes out, and it goes everywhere.. There were people in each stall next to me they saw a good portion of it, one started gagging the other one was like "oh wow, seriously?!" some of it just fell down and went all over my pants, some went all over the toilet, some got sprayed on the wall (dunno how, looked like someone had stuff a chocolate bar in a shotgun and shot into the stall, it was everywhere)
So I have to clean up as much as I can to gtfo there and to make things worse, I then discover there's almost no TP, in the entire bathroom. I do the best I can and make a B-line for the door and phone to call my grandparents to come get me.. The place is absolutely crowded and it's a pretty big place, and the bathrooms are situated in a way where I have to pass almost every single person in the entire place just to get out of there. To top it all off, right as I exit there's a small group of people just standing and waiting for me to come out, and there's also 2 of the hottest girls I'd ever seen up to that point passing right by the bathroom doors as I come out, and they smell me and scream "Eww!" and like speed up their walking 3 fold just to get away from me.
I was at the skating rink and everything felt fine and normal, then I felt a very unusual burgle.. I knew instantly this wasn't a normal crap, and that I needed to get to the bathroom immediately, so I skated as fast as I could, and I got all the way into the restroom, in the stall, and started undoing my pants, this was the one day I decided to wear a belt, if I hadn't worn a belt there wouldn't have been a problem. I couldn't get it off fast enough. Right as I get my pants down and start to sit, it comes out, and it goes everywhere.. There were people in each stall next to me they saw a good portion of it, one started gagging the other one was like "oh wow, seriously?!" some of it just fell down and went all over my pants, some went all over the toilet, some got sprayed on the wall (dunno how, looked like someone had stuff a chocolate bar in a shotgun and shot into the stall, it was everywhere)
So I have to clean up as much as I can to gtfo there and to make things worse, I then discover there's almost no TP, in the entire bathroom. I do the best I can and make a B-line for the door and phone to call my grandparents to come get me.. The place is absolutely crowded and it's a pretty big place, and the bathrooms are situated in a way where I have to pass almost every single person in the entire place just to get out of there. To top it all off, right as I exit there's a small group of people just standing and waiting for me to come out, and there's also 2 of the hottest girls I'd ever seen up to that point passing right by the bathroom doors as I come out, and they smell me and scream "Eww!" and like speed up their walking 3 fold just to get away from me.
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Don't try to hold it back, just let it go....seems to be a recurring theme in this thread =p
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Riveting conversation guys....
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