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 Bahamut.Aeronis
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By Bahamut.Aeronis 2012-05-24 21:13:37  
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Bahamut.Dannyl said: »
... And how did the OP come across this hummm?

google search "i'd like to try me some penis rare treat" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm betting it all started here
Yea but there are actually health benefits to consuming semen.
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By tenakilo 2012-05-24 21:16:58  
i got a sharp nut pain after reading this.. then i itched them
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2012-05-24 21:19:20  
Eh. Whatever floats your boat.

I do think he should have upped the price, though.
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By Asura.Poupee 2012-05-24 21:19:49  
yolo
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By Ragnarok.Eluveitie 2012-05-24 21:23:06  
mmmm I dunno. Not sure I'd hack off and cook mah nads even for every cent on the planet.
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2012-05-24 21:23:41  
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yolo
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By Asura.Poupee 2012-05-24 21:25:18  
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Asura.Poupee said: »
yolo
ya dats me
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 Bismarck.Ramyrez
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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2012-05-24 21:43:27  
Surprised at the backlash here. Especially in an Asian country, where eunuchs served valid functions for thousands of years in courts and other highly placed positions of society. Additionally, animal genitalia is frequently considered a delicacy in a variety of ways in various regions of the Asian continent.

This really isn't as much of a deviation from the norm as people seem to think it is.
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By Fairy.Spence 2012-05-24 21:45:49  
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Surprised at the backlash here. Especially in an Asian country, where eunuchs served valid functions for thousands of years in courts and other highly placed positions of society. Additionally, animal genitalia is frequently considered a delicacy in a variety of ways in various regions of the Asian continent.

This really isn't as much of a deviation from the norm as people seem to think it is.

Not going to lie. I think with my *** a lot, and I'm sure many guys here would agree. I think there's something legitimately wrong with the guy. I mean, to never have an orgasm again?...
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By Odin.Calipso 2012-05-24 22:00:54  
Ew!

What boggles my mind most is how cheaply he sold it all for. Dude would've been better off selling (or cooking) a kidney or something, and probably would've had less regrets down the line.
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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2012-05-24 22:01:47  
There's a certain amount of desensitization here for me thanks to two decades of the internet helping along my mindset here, I'm sure.

The natural impulse to be revolted is there. Certainly wouldn't want to consume his naughty bits myself. But it's just drowned out by everything else.

For better or worse, after many years of picking up bits and pieces of Asian culture/religion/etc., the internet ruining my sense of any propriety, and generally just knowing what some extreme "artistic" types will put themselves through to be special unique butterflies...

I just find this in no way shocking. I'm saddened by what that says.
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 Bismarck.Themuffingirl
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By Bismarck.Themuffingirl 2012-05-24 22:27:51  
Well I just sat down to eat some sausage and pulled pork sliders and picked the wrong thread to read while I try to enjoy my food...
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By Ragnarok.Eluveitie 2012-05-24 22:38:46  
Bismarck.Ramyrez said: »
Surprised at the backlash here. Especially in an Asian country, where eunuchs served valid functions for thousands of years in courts and other highly placed positions of society. Additionally, animal genitalia is frequently considered a delicacy in a variety of ways in various regions of the Asian continent.

This really isn't as much of a deviation from the norm as people seem to think it is.
It's not the fact that its genitals, it's the fact that it's HUMAN genitals that's causing the backlash. If it was like cow/horse/goat/someotheranimalsballz I don't think people would be as disgusted. I guess it's w/e floats your boat in the end, like I said can't judge since I ate goat balls with my Iranian friend just to see what it was like.
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By Asura.Aldrai 2012-05-24 22:58:41  
Bahamut.Dannyl said: »
... And how did the OP come across this hummm?

google search "i'd like to try me some penis rare treat" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Here.
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By Fenrir.Terminus 2012-05-24 23:00:20  
Also, the idea of cooking yourself and feeding yourself to other people is pretty alien to a lot of people.
 
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 Phoenix.Sehachan
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2012-05-25 12:18:38  
So, gore aspect aside...did they like it? I always wondered how human meat taste if cooked properly.

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By Asura.Ina 2012-05-25 12:21:37  
Supposedly we taste like pork... I don't remember where I heard this though.

Lakshmi.Pandele said: »
must have been some pretty tiny portions
ZING!
There more per plate then I expected considering he was serving 5 people... but when you consider the ammount of tubing in each testicle maybe it expands when cooked idk
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2012-05-25 12:24:56  
Isn't it also an area full of nerves? I can't imagine the glans being good at all to eat...but then again I'm not entirely sure of what I eat when I eat a beef either, so I'm going mostly by imagination.
And testicles must have a very bad texture imho!
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By Asura.Ina 2012-05-25 12:30:19  
I imagine the sack would be pritty tough... Where they serve other animal's testicles does anyone know if they serve that with it or if it is removed?

It looked like he had stuffed the shaft so that probably made it a bit more edible... Discussing this makes me feel like a bit of a *** up person XD
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2012-05-25 12:31:05  
Blame it on Slip who started the thread!
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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2012-05-25 12:32:32  
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Supposedly we taste like pork... I don't remember where I heard this though.

May or may not be accurate. Could just be derrived from the fact that some cannibalistic cultures (or observaion thereof) have termed human "long pig".

I've never spoken to any cannibals (or plane crash survivors) to really acquire any information, though.
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2012-05-25 12:33:53  
Well like pork sounds good...
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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2012-05-25 12:34:03  
Sort of brings new meaning to the crude retort of telling someone to "eat a ***!", though doesn't it?
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By Asura.Ina 2012-05-25 12:36:21  
Typeing "What do humans" into google and the first suggestion is "What do humans taste like"... Pork is being mentioned multiple times but not brave enough to open any of the sites >.>

Phoenix.Sehachan said: »
Blame it on Slip who started the thread!
Blame his wife for finding the article and telling him about it :P
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2012-05-25 12:39:09  
Just put the blame in it's correct place..

Blame whoever created the internet.
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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2012-05-25 12:59:30  
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: »
Just put the blame in it's correct place.. Blame whoever created the internet.

I'm blaming the sun.
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By Cerberus.Tikal 2012-05-25 13:01:40  
Al Gore.
 
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By Sylph.Timepassesbye 2012-05-25 22:01:27  
i have to admit this is a highle disturbing topic, but i have heard of similar things.

i was an extremely potent way to make him into an instant internet celebrity withiut having to die. he now has the ability to live the rest of his life (without thoughts of sex) which some people find to be a distraction.

if you look back into japanase history into the times of the samurai, similar practices were performed. is was a forced celebacy that was done to make the bonds stronger between the men. this was a time when many cultures thought women to be unclean certain times of the month. very demented in this day and age though.
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