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WTF i should read my states laws more lmao, but i wouldnt doubt it in this hick state

This is also the case in Utah. I love living here but theses Mormon's truly do not understand the difference between church and state.

Kansas.

Actually, I just looked it up on Wiki

Tharr

That's pretty, extreme. ~_~

I love the long list at the bottom. Gogo USA?

It's illegal to own a camel in arizona in your backyard.

There's lots of bazaar laws.

There's one where it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

and i believe there's another for elevator music but i forget

Elevator music...
I love it so much. :x
I push every button still just to listen to it, then ask people who enter if they have the OST of it.

Good ole Tennessee laws...

The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature. (Repealed)

Interracial marriages are illegal. (Repealed)

Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor. (Repealed)

It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

Skunks may not be carried into the state.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.

No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

Driving is not to be done while asleep.

It is legal to gather and consume road-kill.

It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. (Dyersburg)

You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. (Fayette County)

In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post." (Knoxville)

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Memphis)

It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (Memphis)

Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Memphis)

It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises. (Memphis)

No person may keep a cheetah as a pet. (Nashville)

Males may not be sexually aroused in public. (Nashville)

Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway. (Nashville)

No person may roller skate and listen to a personal cd player at the same time. (Nashville)

Throwing stones is prohibited as it might break a window. (Nashville)

To play pinball, one must be 18 years old. (Nashville)

All persons riding scooters must ride in single file. (Nashville)

An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'." (Oneida)

It is illegal to climb trees in Oshawa, ON.

:S

Just moved from home [Hawaii], to CA to OR, to AZ in the last 10 years.
Only funny laws I've seen so far are the ones in Oregon lol.

In Oregon, its illegal to use canned corn for fish bait.

You can smoke anything on your front porch [including weed] as long as you own the property.

Jumping over fences that look like boarders is illegal to ALL races [The Hispanic population in OR is ridiculously huge]

Is it also illegal to own a camel in Arizona in your FRONTyard?

I would pay to see this done. I can't catch them with a hook let alone a lasso!

Just found these. Some seem insane so I'm not sure about how true they are.

So if they know you are a *** you are okay to stay.



Cutting okay ... stabbing not so much



Andre the Giant had all the luck



Brings the number of fun things to do in Alaska to 2: *** and smoke.



Can't think of anything funny but, Kangaroo in Alaska?



*** are sneaky >.> <.<



A ploy by Walmart to keep people in store. They can't back out of their parking spots.



Now ... if they could only not ware anything ...



Must by why Law and Order never leaves New York

Now two things that are illegal to be on the road in California:

Epic fail Disney ... epic fail.



BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!



And there goes that franchise ... Where can a guy make a buck around here.



***and there goes my social life. I am avoiding Colorado all together.



How many points is Strategery?



Call one politician on this one and it will be changed quicker than their illegal maid can change their illegitimate child.



Cubans can get off, but rats can't? Where is the equal opportunity illegal border hopping?

Illinois wishes to join in the fun:

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

Chicago, IL
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

Kites may not be flown within the city limits.

It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

Champaign, IL
One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.

Cicero, IL
Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.

Crete, IL
Cars may not be driven through the town.

Des Plaines, IL
Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.

Eureka, IL
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.

Fairfield, IL
It is unlawful for “negroes” to be within county boundries from sundown to sunrise.

Homer, IL
It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.

Joliet, IL
Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town’s name mispronounced ‘Jolly-ETTE’ when all local folk know it’s pronounced ‘Joe-lee-ETTE’, made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.

Kenilworth, IL
A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.
Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence.

Kirkland, IL
Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kirkland’s streets.

Moline, IL
Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.

Normal, IL
It is against the law to make faces at dogs.

Orland Park, IL
No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling.

Park Ridge, IL
Trucks may only park inside closed garages.

Peoria, IL
Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway.

Zion, IL
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

Man, if I woulda lived in Peoria my youth woulda sucked >.<

If i got the code wrong http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKA0K7bf7Rc



(in Hawaii btw) ... Gotta get away from the Volcano some how.



How about 20 years younger and any kinda of vehicle.



... and in other news.



Yet nothing about a goat and a baseball game.



Vodka, gin, and brandy are just fine. But what if it is an Irish terrier?



Cartel you have been warned.



Well isn't that a fair cop.



SANCTUARY!!!



Chance of whale in Kentucky = Chance of Kangaroo in Alaska

Are they issued these instead of guns?

PA stuff:

True:
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.

True:
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.

True:
Ridley Park: You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
(I volunteer at that theater btw ... )

True:
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor

Not True:
In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags.

Oh man, when I was a wee child I used to love going with my Grandmother to the beer distributor, they gave me free candy :)



Ya...bought many a bags of pretzels off of Roosevelt Boulevard back in the day ^^

lol I know that's not true, I buy auntie anne's pretzels there when I visit family :P

... actually ... thinking about it ... that might be true. All the pretzel joints in the city I have ever went to all of them are sitting out in the open and only get bagged when you order some. They sit out in the air for all those germs and flies and pollution and urine to get on them ... but that is what makes them so GOOD.

lol dunno auntie annes always puts it in a bag.

And you have to go to a bar to buy anything lower than a case. So to buy a 6 pack you need to go to a bar, go figure.

LOL ya, smog pretzels and Amoroso Rolls (made with real Schuylkill River water!) are always so tasty ^^

oh ... antie anne's ... that isn't a real pretzel. Plus ... they do leave them in the open and only bag them when you order them.

Acworth where? Wouldn't surprise me if this is yet another Georgia fail, I used to live in Acworth, GA >.< Never again... Also, epic video, they should have given that one to him anyway lol.