This Or That?

Its not an easy choice, tbf.

I had to carefully read lots of reviews, watch some videos explaining it, but still i couldnt find a proper answer in the end.

As a last resort, i had to take the day off to recheck my evidences, still, honestly it was hard to decide.

As i got more frustrated by how hard deciding the answer, i had to take another day off to pick a quiet place in the nature, where i could finally intergrate myself with the world, and let the world tell me the real meaning of life and the answer for this question.

In the process though suddenly a heavy rain started to fall. Plus intense wind. I was also starving, unconfortable, cold. Little rocks started to fly hitting my skin, opening multiple bruises. And the rain just kept falling even stronger.

At that point, my mind started to fade in the strong wind. But My pain started to get mixed with water. My body started to pulverize in the mud.

When i was about to give up on my life and the question, suddenly a strong light appeared in front of me, and i finally managed to hear the planet voice. The colective consciousness of the past generations started to flow in my brain, and i feel like there wasnt pain, suffering or sadness. I had finally reach the enlightened.

The answer that at first seemed impossible, now become crystal clear, like i never had this doubt before.

I made my choice and I choose: MAXIMUS!!!

So

The telephone starts to ring at worst time possible:

While youre sleeping

OR

While youre shitting

?

While you're sleeping. If you're shitting and have it, you can instantly see who it is, and depending on who it is, you might be comfortable talking to them while you finish up. But while you're sleeping it interrupts sleep and is almost always bad news.

Train that turns into a plane

or

Plane that turns into a submersible

A Sky Train?

I don't think I'd be comfortable with that, now an amphibious aircraft that can go underwater, that's sounds cool.

Mental time travelling to fix one mistake from your past

or

Chocolate Cake

hmm, idk that I trust this "Chocolate Cake" seems a bit shifty, I will go with mental time travel just to avoid the cake, I am sure I can come up with something to go back and fix.


All food taste bland and flavorless

or

All food taste over seasoned.

All food tastes over seasoned. I could boil the ***out of ***, and it'd still taste great.

Be the Leprechaun who's always having his Lucky Charms stolen/attempted to be stolen

or

Be the rabbit who is silly because Trix are for kids?