This thread has probably been done before but I couldn't find it.. so um.. yes! Let's start:
"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same to this question?"
"There are 256 bones in the body, would you like another?"
"Wish you were a door so I could bang you all day."
Corny/Cheesy/Bad/Good/ Chat Up Lines!
Corny/Cheesy/Bad/Good/ Chat Up Lines!
Um, aren't there are only 206 bones in the human body?
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AlkalineJoe said: »
Um, aren't there are only 206 bones in the human body?
*shrugs* I'unno... maybe? Missing the point D: Could be 1000 bones in the body (clearly not) but.. would you like another >;)
Asura.Felyx said: »
"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same to this question?"
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"You know, I ain't this tall.. I'm just sitting on my wallet"
"I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment?"
"I've had quite a lot to drink.. and you're starting to look pretty good"
"I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment?"
"I've had quite a lot to drink.. and you're starting to look pretty good"
My friend's brother came up with this one:
Quote:
Nice shoes, wanna ***?
Hey baby, I've got a kraken club.
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Artemicion said: »
My friend's brother came up with this one:
Quote:
Nice shoes, wanna ***?
It works? x.x?!
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Asura.Felyx said: »
This thread has probably been done before but I couldn't find it.. so um.. yes!
hi dax
oh, and the "nice shoes" pick-up line is olde to an extreme extent, though it's undoubtedly the best of them all due to its' boldness and simplicity
Pandemonium.Ironguy said: »
hi dax
oh, and the "nice shoes" pick-up line is olde to an extreme extent, though it's undoubtedly the best of them all due to its' boldness and simplicity
oh, and the "nice shoes" pick-up line is olde to an extreme extent, though it's undoubtedly the best of them all due to its' boldness and simplicity
D: Damn it! You found me! and.. it is? Wouldn't work on me!
"Cor! You don't sweat much for a fat bird!"
"That's a nice dress... would look great on my floor"
/check tag on shirt "Just as I thought... made in heaven"
/check tag on shirt "Just as I thought... made in heaven"
"How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"
Heard that on TV and elsewhere but still makes me laugh.
Heard that on TV and elsewhere but still makes me laugh.
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"Nice legs... What time do they open?"
AlkalineJoe said: »
Um, aren't there are only 206 bones in the human body?
buzzkilington.jpeg
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less talk about other ordinary bones, more relation to the only bone that matters in this topic
dang that sounds terribly gay, but hey, someone has to say it
dang that sounds terribly gay, but hey, someone has to say it
fine.
Walk up to a girl, lick your finger and wipe it on her shirt then say "we'd better get you out of those wet clothes"
Walk up to a girl, lick your finger and wipe it on her shirt then say "we'd better get you out of those wet clothes"
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If your right leg was Thanks Giving and your left was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?
Artemicion said: »
My friend's brother came up with this one:
Quote:
Nice shoes, wanna ***?
"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"
Not sure if it was used there or not, but it's waaaay older than that. My brother and sisters and all their friends used to use it jokingly long before I even knew what a pick up line was.
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