What Kind Of Guy/girl Do U Like?
what kind of guy/girl do u like?
I could delete it and it wouldn't show :o
I can post the kind of girl my uncle says I SHOULD like >.>
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
I can post the kind of girl my uncle says I SHOULD like >.>
Fairy.Spence said:
I could delete it and it wouldn't show :o
i had no idea that you liked boobs blazza.
Do I give off that much of a gay vibe? <_<
Odin.Blazza said:
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
I can post the kind of girl my uncle says I SHOULD like >.>
Seconded
Lol, well I'm 23 now, 15 when he told me this, and still remember his exact words to this day.
"You need a finnnne little hoe where you and all your friends can get 2-3 turns a piece. If you get tired, go around another time and if she gets tired you slap that *** upside her head and say ***, I'M NOT DONE YET!"
As for me, someone who isn't *** ugly or extremely obese. Average looking is fine w/ a personality I can get along/am compatible with. Looks are a plus, of course, but not required, assuming I don't want to vomit when looking at them.
"You need a finnnne little hoe where you and all your friends can get 2-3 turns a piece. If you get tired, go around another time and if she gets tired you slap that *** upside her head and say ***, I'M NOT DONE YET!"
As for me, someone who isn't *** ugly or extremely obese. Average looking is fine w/ a personality I can get along/am compatible with. Looks are a plus, of course, but not required, assuming I don't want to vomit when looking at them.
Odin.Blazza said:
Fairy.Spence said:
I could delete it and it wouldn't show :o
I'm on Blazza's and Ina's list!
/feels proud
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
Lol, well I'm 23 now, 15 when he told me this, and still remember his exact words to this day.
"You need a finnnne little hoe where you and all your friends can get 2-3 turns a piece. If you get tired, go around another time and if she gets tired you slap that *** upside her head and say ***, I'M NOT DONE YET!"
As for me, someone who isn't *** ugly or extremely obese. Average looking is fine w/ a personality I can get along/am compatible with. Looks are a plus, of course, but not required, assuming I don't want to vomit when looking at them.
"You need a finnnne little hoe where you and all your friends can get 2-3 turns a piece. If you get tired, go around another time and if she gets tired you slap that *** upside her head and say ***, I'M NOT DONE YET!"
As for me, someone who isn't *** ugly or extremely obese. Average looking is fine w/ a personality I can get along/am compatible with. Looks are a plus, of course, but not required, assuming I don't want to vomit when looking at them.
He was just teaching you to share
...
>.>
zahrah said:
Odin.Blazza said:
Fairy.Spence said:
I could delete it and it wouldn't show :o
I'm on Blazza's and Ina's list!
/feels proud
I see you scheming over there Anne...
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
assuming I don't want to vomit when looking at them.
zahrah said:
Odin.Blazza said:
Fairy.Spence said:
I could delete it and it wouldn't show :o
I'm on Blazza's and Ina's list!
/feels proud
Fairy.Spence said:
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
Lol, well I'm 23 now, 15 when he told me this, and still remember his exact words to this day.
"You need a finnnne little hoe where you and all your friends can get 2-3 turns a piece. If you get tired, go around another time and if she gets tired you slap that *** upside her head and say ***, I'M NOT DONE YET!"
As for me, someone who isn't *** ugly or extremely obese. Average looking is fine w/ a personality I can get along/am compatible with. Looks are a plus, of course, but not required, assuming I don't want to vomit when looking at them.
"You need a finnnne little hoe where you and all your friends can get 2-3 turns a piece. If you get tired, go around another time and if she gets tired you slap that *** upside her head and say ***, I'M NOT DONE YET!"
As for me, someone who isn't *** ugly or extremely obese. Average looking is fine w/ a personality I can get along/am compatible with. Looks are a plus, of course, but not required, assuming I don't want to vomit when looking at them.
He was just teaching you to share
...
>.>
Sharing is caring!
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
Lol, well I'm 23 now, 15 when he told me this, and still remember his exact words to this day. "You need a finnnne little hoe where you and all your friends can get 2-3 turns a piece. If you get tired, go around another time and if she gets tired you slap that *** upside her head and say ***, I'M NOT DONE YET!" As for me, someone who isn't *** ugly or extremely obese. Average looking is fine w/ a personality I can get along/am compatible with. Looks are a plus, of course, but not required, assuming I don't want to vomit when looking at them.
To quote my least rapper of all time Nelly
It must be yo *** cause it ain't yo face, I need a tip drill.
I'm guessing this was the philosophy of your uncle anyway.
Ramuh.Urial said:
zahrah said:
Odin.Blazza said:
Fairy.Spence said:
I could delete it and it wouldn't show :o
She plans to take over FFXHAH by getting on everybodies "I'd sleep with..." list?
Totally quoted the wrong post in my last post XD
I remember one time I was a senior in high school and he saw some girls on the sidewalk when we were driving who looked like they were in 6th grade. He was like "you want me to honk the horn?" and I'm like "They look like they're in middle school -.-" and he says "At this point, your only qualifications should be that she's alive or hasn't been dead too long"
Ramuh.Urial said:
zahrah said:
Odin.Blazza said:
Fairy.Spence said:
I could delete it and it wouldn't show :o
I'm on Blazza's and Ina's list!
/feels proud
I see you scheming over there Anne...
You're still my favorite! Behind...Ummm...Well, you know.
/grin
zahrah said:
Ramuh.Urial said:
zahrah said:
Odin.Blazza said:
Fairy.Spence said:
I could delete it and it wouldn't show :o
I'm on Blazza's and Ina's list!
/feels proud
I see you scheming over there Anne...
You're still my favorite! Behind...Ummm...Well, you know.
/grin
zahrah said:
Ramuh.Urial said:
zahrah said:
Odin.Blazza said:
Fairy.Spence said:
I could delete it and it wouldn't show :o
I'm on Blazza's and Ina's list!
/feels proud
I see you scheming over there Anne...
You're still my favorite! Behind...Ummm...Well, you know.
/grin
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
I remember one time I was a senior in high school and he saw some girls on the sidewalk when we were driving who looked like they were in 6th grade. He was like "you want me to honk the horn?" and I'm like "They look like they're in middle school -.-" and he says "At this point, your only qualifications should be that she's alive or hasn't been dead too long"
And I thought my uncle was bad for bringing up masterbation at the dinner table >.>
Asura.Ina said:
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
I remember one time I was a senior in high school and he saw some girls on the sidewalk when we were driving who looked like they were in 6th grade. He was like "you want me to honk the horn?" and I'm like "They look like they're in middle school -.-" and he says "At this point, your only qualifications should be that she's alive or hasn't been dead too long"
And I thought my uncle was bad for bringing up masterbation at the dinner table >.>
"You wanna come to a strip club w/ me? I'm paying"
"Nah, I got salvage"
"You little mother ***, I'm trying to salvage the last bit of your dignity. I'll tell you what. I promise if you don't like what you see, I'll personally take you out and find you a *** to suck"
Then when I wouldn't go he said "Well since you're going to be home, here's a list of things you can do around the house while I'm gone" and gives me this big *** list of chores to do.
Asura.Ina said:
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
I remember one time I was a senior in high school and he saw some girls on the sidewalk when we were driving who looked like they were in 6th grade. He was like "you want me to honk the horn?" and I'm like "They look like they're in middle school -.-" and he says "At this point, your only qualifications should be that she's alive or hasn't been dead too long"
And I thought my uncle was bad for bringing up masterbation at the dinner table >.>
Bismarck.Josiahfk said:
Odin.Blazza said:
Do I give off that much of a gay vibe? <_<
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
Asura.Ina said:
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
I remember one time I was a senior in high school and he saw some girls on the sidewalk when we were driving who looked like they were in 6th grade. He was like "you want me to honk the horn?" and I'm like "They look like they're in middle school -.-" and he says "At this point, your only qualifications should be that she's alive or hasn't been dead too long"
Sounds to me like he had his priorities right. *** > FFXI all the time, every time. If I were him I would have ripped your computer from the wall and threw it out the window. *** or gtfo (of your house to go see them).
Don't you have to choose between full nudity and booze at a strip club? I imagine it varies by state, no?
Ramuh.Urial said:
Are you referencing Henry ma'am?
Psssttt...Blazza doesn't know who Henry is. :|
Odin.Blazza said:
Me, right?
Sure! :)
Odin.Blazza said:
Asura.Ina said:
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
I remember one time I was a senior in high school and he saw some girls on the sidewalk when we were driving who looked like they were in 6th grade. He was like "you want me to honk the horn?" and I'm like "They look like they're in middle school -.-" and he says "At this point, your only qualifications should be that she's alive or hasn't been dead too long"
It started on the topic of knee sugery he was going to have then went too
Uncle: Will have nothing to do all day but lie in bed spanking my monkey.
Aunt: Oh god...
Uncle: What your not giving me enough so gotta get it somehow, besides after you caught me that one time it's not like its a big secret.
My young cousen: What? You have a monkey?
Everyone knows Henry is Jaerik... he just wants it to be him ^^
Bismarck.Josiahfk said:
Odin.Blazza said:
Bismarck.Josiahfk said:
Odin.Blazza said:
Do I give off that much of a gay vibe? <_<
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