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 Phoenix.Sehachan
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-06-27 15:33:53  
Leviathan.Niniann said:
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Niniann, no offense intended but...you're hot.

:O~<3

HOW IS THAT OFFENSIVE, COME DO ME OBV.
otw.

I'm going to do things to you.

Many things.
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By Sylph.Beelshamen 2011-06-27 15:35:47  
DEM GLASSES

Niniann, you need smaller glasses.
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By Ifrit.Eikechi 2011-06-27 15:38:14  
Seha + Niniann.. I like where this is goin... Gigggggggiiiiitty
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-06-27 15:40:21  
Ifrit.Eikechi said:
Seha + Niniann.. I like where this is goin... Gigggggggiiiiitty
We're gonna shave the hell out of you if you get close!
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By Bismarck.Misao 2011-06-27 15:42:36  
Ninian, you are pretty ^^
edit - :o i like your hair
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By Ifrit.Eikechi 2011-06-27 15:42:43  
Shaving isn't such a bad ordeal... bring it :P
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By Valefor.Prothescar 2011-06-27 15:43:35  

<3
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By Shiva.Kewitt 2011-06-27 15:46:29  
I thought about this most of the day and this is what I came up with.

Non Sex, I found the guy of my dreams. I like nice guys, I married a really nice guy. He put me on a pedestal which I needed because I was very very broken when we 1st started dating.

When it comes to having sex, I'm going to say it, size matters, and I've told my hubby he isn't aggressive enough.
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-06-27 15:48:12  
Shiva.Kewitt said:
I've told my hubby he isn't aggressive enough.
Rough wild animal sex ftw!!
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By Odin.Zicdeh 2011-06-27 15:49:44  
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
Shiva.Kewitt said:
I've told my hubby he isn't aggressive enough.
Rough wild animal sex ftw!!

And then complain about being treated like an object. Treacherous harpies!
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By Ifrit.Eikechi 2011-06-27 15:49:51  
I like the attitudes of the ladies here... lol just sayin
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By Bahamut.Raenryong 2011-06-27 15:49:53  
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I *might* get pretty today to post the difference. Trying to look good is always a plus, just meh. Far too much effort.

omg so ugly








:3
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By Bahamut.Fezzphx 2011-06-27 15:50:29  
Odin.Zicdeh said:
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
Shiva.Kewitt said:
I've told my hubby he isn't aggressive enough.
Rough wild animal sex ftw!!

And then complain about being treated like an object. Treacherous harpies!

indeed, its always a trap!
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By Quetzalcoatl.Ultrarichard 2011-06-27 15:50:53  
Shiva.Kewitt said:
When it comes to having sex, I'm going to say it, size matters, and I've told my hubby he isn't aggressive enough.


You should hit him. Guys love that.
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-06-27 15:50:56  
Odin.Zicdeh said:
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
Shiva.Kewitt said:
I've told my hubby he isn't aggressive enough.
Rough wild animal sex ftw!!

And then complain about being treated like an object. Treacherous harpies!
There are things that are fine in bed, but not outside of it. If you get what I mean.
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By Leviathan.Jackieolivas 2011-06-27 15:51:07  
Shiva.Kewitt said:
I'm going to say it, size matters

Until you hook up with a guy that is working with what I would describe as looking like a baby's arm holding an apple...

That was a scary night. Neither of us were walking straight for at least a day or two.
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By Odin.Zicdeh 2011-06-27 15:52:08  
Shiva.Kewitt said:

I'm going to say it, size matters,

Also, I love the whole size matters thing. Every girl talks the big talk, but when it comes down to getting fisted, they always complain it's too big. So Ha!
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By Bahamut.Fezzphx 2011-06-27 15:52:20  
Leviathan.Jackieolivas said:
Shiva.Kewitt said:
I'm going to say it, size matters

Until you hook up with a guy that working with what I would describe as looking like a baby's arm holding an apple...

That was a scary night. Neither of us were walking straight for at least a day or two.


at least he can have a solid career in porn!
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By Ifrit.Eikechi 2011-06-27 15:52:21  
Translation... Seha likes to be dominated/spanked lol
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-06-27 15:53:08  
Ifrit.Eikechi said:
Translation... Seha likes to be dominated/spanked lol
There was no need to point out that!!
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By Valefor.Prothescar 2011-06-27 15:54:18  
My translation of "size matters" is thus: if you need 10 inches and a 2 inch diameter to make you feel it, you're too loose.
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By Ragnarok.Ashman 2011-06-27 15:54:43  
Odin.Zicdeh said:
Shiva.Kewitt said:
I'm going to say it, size matters,
Also, I love the whole size matters thing. Every girl talks the big talk, but when it comes down to getting fisted, they always complain it's too big. So Ha!

I just snorted at work XD
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By Bismarck.Antonious 2011-06-27 15:55:39  
Valefor.Prothescar said:
My translation of "size matters" is thus: if you need 10 inches and a 2 inch diameter to make you feel it, you're too loose.

My wife told me: "give me 10 inches and make it hurt". So I banged her 5 times and punched her in the face.
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-06-27 15:55:54  
/sexologist mode again

Lenght doesn't matter - unless it's like a mentos - vagina has a limit, you can't stuff more than 15 cm inside.

Width...it's good to have! Just not necessary.
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By Odin.Zicdeh 2011-06-27 15:56:19  
Valefor.Prothescar said:
My translation of "size matters" is thus: if you need 10 inches and a 2 inch diameter to make you feel it, you're too loose.


If the girl practices Kegals, anything but clinical micropenis is sufficient.

Bismarck.Antonious said:
Valefor.Prothescar said:
My translation of "size matters" is thus: if you need 10 inches and a 2 inch diameter to make you feel it, you're too loose.

My wife told me: "give me 10 inches and make it hurt". So I banged her 5 times and punched her in the face.

A medal?! Anyone??! We need a Medal for this individual here!
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By Valefor.Prothescar 2011-06-27 15:58:06  
Odin.Zicdeh said:
Valefor.Prothescar said:
My translation of "size matters" is thus: if you need 10 inches and a 2 inch diameter to make you feel it, you're too loose.


If the girl practices Kegals, anything but clinical micropenis is sufficient.

This. Especially if you know how to use it
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By Bahamut.Fezzphx 2011-06-27 15:58:18  
Bismarck.Antonious said:
Valefor.Prothescar said:
My translation of "size matters" is thus: if you need 10 inches and a 2 inch diameter to make you feel it, you're too loose.

My wife told me: "give me 10 inches and make it hurt". So I banged her 5 times and punched her in the face.

/Hi5
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