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 Ragnarok.Hevans
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2011-07-25 15:52:40  
Fenrir.Niniann said:
Artemicion said:
"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time."

Ask a guy with an erection to do a complicated math problem. Hilarity ensues.

*during sex* Hey hun, which is better outside Abyssea...


i'd so have to mess with you by stopping and going, "well that's a good question. if you...".
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By Ragnarok.Ashman 2011-07-25 15:53:23  
Fenrir.Niniann said:
*during sex* Hey hun, which is better outside Abyssea...

I don't even remember my NAME during. Once it's on foreplay and to the full on act my whole concentration is in it. Gotta hit the right buttons :3
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By Ramuh.Urial 2011-07-25 15:54:06  
zahrah said:
Ramuh.Urial said:
Wat I wanna go!
I can talk shopping and drink beer!
I fit in!

You would have LOVED it!!!

Ramuh.Urial said:
Never had whiskey ***.

/applauds

/places bets on when Uri will have whiskey ***

At first I was mention how jealous I was I didn't get to go.

Then I saw your second comment!
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 Phoenix.Sehachan
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-25 15:54:08  
I've heard *** only work well in abyssea!
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By Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha 2011-07-25 15:54:15  
Evangelist said:
I think pretty well on my feet, or back. So because of this I have only been blindsided 1 time by any pre-relational, post-relational, or during relations dirty talk. We were fooling around and kissing while I performed a massage on the baby feeders of this gal. Both of us fully clothed, when out of nowhere she asked me how her (allow me to censor this) ~AREA~ felt. If i was enjoying her ~AREA~... ... ... ... Now, given that I had not even come close to this place yet, I was totally baffled and froze with no idea what to reply. After about 5 seconds I decided to was much too late for anything to come out of my mouth that she would believe, so i continued with no reply.
lolol Maybe it was code for "touch it nao!"? :p

Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha said:

Honestly, I'd probably laugh. Given that they weren't barebacking it, etc. I wouldn't be angry. I'd just laugh and it'd be over with!
if only my victims were this casual about non-consensual sex :(
rofl You so bad!
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2011-07-25 15:54:53  
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
I've heard *** only work well in abyssea!


those guys just have the wrong gear.
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By zahrah 2011-07-25 15:56:31  
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha said:

Honestly, I'd probably laugh. Given that they weren't barebacking it, etc. I wouldn't be angry. I'd just laugh and it'd be over with!

if only my victims were this casual about non-consensual sex :(

Oh! That Sev!

Ba-da-da-ba-bum-bum!!!

Yes, you get theme music, but it's only in my head I think.
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By Bahamut.Fezzphx 2011-07-25 15:56:38  
Ragnarok.Hevans said:
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
I've heard *** only work well in abyssea!


those guys just have the wrong gear.


or have wrong atmas...


perhaps needs Smiting Blow!
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By Ramuh.Urial 2011-07-25 15:56:43  
Ragnarok.Hevans said:
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
I've heard *** only work well in abyssea!


those guys just have the wrong gear.
Gear ruins the fun, I mean wat.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2011-07-25 15:57:36  
the penis is the gear!
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-25 15:57:57  
Ragnarok.Hevans said:
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
I've heard *** only work well in abyssea!


those guys just have the wrong gear.
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
Seha's Panties
Enhances stoneskin effect for male characters.
Enhances aquaveil effect for female characters.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2011-07-25 15:58:55  
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
Ragnarok.Hevans said:
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
I've heard *** only work well in abyssea!


those guys just have the wrong gear.
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
Seha's Panties
Enhances stoneskin effect for male characters.
Enhances aquaveil effect for female characters.

how often do they drop =x?
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By Artemicion 2011-07-25 15:59:01  
Okay ladies, time to answer the age old question of preference:
Gentle or rough?
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-25 15:59:04  
Bahamut.Fezzphx said:
Ragnarok.Hevans said:
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
I've heard *** only work well in abyssea!


those guys just have the wrong gear.


or have wrong atmas...


perhaps needs Smiting Blow!
MOUNTED CHAMPION BABY!
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-25 16:01:39  
Ragnarok.Hevans said:
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
Ragnarok.Hevans said:
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
I've heard *** only work well in abyssea!


those guys just have the wrong gear.
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
Seha's Panties
Enhances stoneskin effect for male characters.
Enhances aquaveil effect for female characters.

how often do they drop =x?
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
Force spawn trading some chocolate and a song.
And drop rate is 98%!

Artemicion said:
Okay ladies, time to answer the age old question of preference:
Gentle or rough?
There are times for gentle.
But rough wild animal sex ftfw.
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By zahrah 2011-07-25 16:01:57  
Ramuh.Urial said:
zahrah said:
Ramuh.Urial said:
Wat I wanna go!
I can talk shopping and drink beer!
I fit in!

You would have LOVED it!!!

Ramuh.Urial said:
Never had whiskey ***.

/applauds

/places bets on when Uri will have whiskey ***

At first I was mention how jealous I was I didn't get to go.

Then I saw your second comment!
</3

I'm bad. I'm sorry. You would have enjoyed it though. Beirgardens everywhere! Open containers okay too.

Phoenix.Sehachan said:
Seha's Panties
Enhances stoneskin effect for male characters.
Enhances aquaveil effect for female characters.

Hilarious!!!

/jazz hands
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By Fenrir.Niniann 2011-07-25 16:02:10  
Artemicion said:
Okay ladies, time to answer the age old question of preference:
Gentle or rough?

I like a mix of speed/intensity. But for the Final Spurt definitely rough and fast!
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By Pandemonium.Ironguy 2011-07-25 16:02:45  
Phoenix.Sehachan said:
I've heard *** only work well in abyssea!

i got told 85 ukonvasara sucks when you're screwing over half the server on amarok to get the 90 version :(

i mean, it's entirely understandable that we only have twelve people on our entire server, but i'm not gunna wait for them dudes to kill their junk as they take x5 longer than merely me with a whm

so, in the sense of only *** work well in abyssea, I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE
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By Fenrir.Niniann 2011-07-25 16:04:07  
Dude they now show who likes posts? o_o;
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By Artemicion 2011-07-25 16:04:09  
I'd like to believe that the tempo of sex is situational, but I understand that every woman has a preference fitting per their mood.
I guess I just have difficulty crossing the line between being romantic and gentle and turning into an animal so to speak.
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By Artemicion 2011-07-25 16:05:03  
Fenrir.Niniann said:
Dude they now show who likes posts? o_o;

Bummer. I can't secretly flirt with the [+] button now :(
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-25 16:05:29  
Gonna stalk everyone's posts now!
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By Pandemonium.Ironguy 2011-07-25 16:05:44  
Fenrir.Niniann said:
Dude they now show who likes posts? o_o;

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i posted and i'm like HI I'M 12 WHAT IS THIS
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-07-25 16:05:46  
Artemicion said:
Fenrir.Niniann said:
Dude they now show who likes posts? o_o;

Bummer. I can't secretly flirt with the [+] button now :(

oh baby
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By Fenrir.Niniann 2011-07-25 16:06:27  
Artemicion said:
I'd like to believe that the tempo of sex is situational, but I understand that every woman has a preference fitting per their mood.
I guess I just have difficulty crossing the line between being romantic and gentle and turning into an animal so to speak.

Yeah. I like it to be like a good music piece--different tempos/rhythms, etc!

My man rapes me though! o___o;

RAPE I SAY! HELP I NEED AN ADULT.
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 Ragnarok.Hevans
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2011-07-25 16:06:53  
sometimes it is nice to have a really slow paced super makeout filled spooning sex session. that does usually end up doggy style for a little more speed during the finale though.
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By Fenrir.Niniann 2011-07-25 16:07:38  
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Bummer. I can't secretly flirt with the [+] button now :(

Yeah I'm sad now... everyone will know my true feelings. QQ
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 Ragnarok.Hevans
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2011-07-25 16:07:39  
i'm good. i so rarely +1 posts. 99% of the time when i do it's cause they +1'd a few of mine so i feel like a *** if i don't.
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2011-07-25 16:08:39  
Fenrir.Niniann said:
Artemicion said:
Bummer. I can't secretly flirt with the [+] button now :(

Yeah I'm sad now... everyone will know my true feelings. QQ
But the people posting already knew if you +1d them >:
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-25 16:08:39  
This thread makes me think about things.
Interesting things.
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