Apologize To Robion

has anyone checked this thread now and again to see if robion has answered? i just wanna see the persons reaction.

Robion,

You're tearing me apart.

Robion, I hope you don't mind, I added you to my "who would you do" list.

No, he's giving us all the silent treatment. ~.~

I'm beginning to not be sorry now.. Robion can go to hell soon! :(

Robion,
thought you might get hungry while you read the thread. sorry.

Dear Robion,

Although our time together was brief(we never met) I saw you as a stand up guy or girl. You're a fine young/middle-aged/old woman/man/well trained animal. All your opinions and beliefs interested me greatly. I'm really serious about the last sentence. I'm sorry I didn't send any more tells after that night in Zi'tah. I just got really busy with my EGLS. I know I promised and I'm sorry about that.


Sincerely,

Cata

p.s. can I have my K-club back?

Who in the blue hell is Robion?

Sorry Robion, but I've got a ticket to ride and I don't care.

Just ask for forgiveness. You'll feel better too.

Sorry Robion, I'm keeping the baby.

I'm twelve years old and what is this?

It is done ;-;

Dear Robion:
I'm sorry,
But your Princess is in another Castle.

Dear Robion,

I'm sorry. I had to give up our bestiality group. I had no choice.

I was snatched off the streets, I still don't know who by but I suspect it was the feds. They took me to a cell and kept me under armed guard.

They tortured me for weeks on end, maybe months, I'm not sure, the room was dark and I didn't see natural light until they kicked me out of a moving van last week.

All I know is that my nipples still bleed when I smile and that I no longer have the same urges towards farm animals that I once found so natural and comforting.

They wanted to know who the ringleader was. I tried. I swear. In the end I had to give you up. It was the only way I could live with myself. There's only so many times you can be dunked in horse urine and enjoy the taste. After I'd gulped a few gallons of it over the time I was there they'd broken me.

If you get a knock on the door anytime soon...for the love of God, RUN.

I'm so sorry...

p.s Please apologise to 'Porky', my little oinky friend. I won't be paying him any further visits. Not till I get the feeling back from the neck down.

Robion

Lisa!

robion

i'm not sorry at all

i enjoyed every goddamned second of it

Bizump.

robion,

This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It's urgent. Thank you.

O.O

Dear Robion,

I was scrummaging through our old stuff the other night, when i stumbled upon the picture of us on the beach. I still think about that night, do you remember it? That was surely the best 15 seconds of my entire life.

P.S. I'm sorry, It's over between us

Robion, Robion, where art thou, Robion? A rose by any other name, uh, aw screw it. Sorry Robion, a lovestruck Shakespeare character I am not!

Dear Robion,

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Aww Robion, I am so sorry that you just got (sorta) rick-rolled by Maimed. As if you needed that on top of everything else! /comfort

Pages of heartfelt apologies and no forgiveness in sight...it's so tragic. ;_;

*sniff* ;_;

I can't take it. ;_;

Poor Robion... If he sees this and the comments page, he might never forgive Lahriel D:

I'm so sorry it took me til now to post a personal apology on your profile, Robion. My tardiness is nearly unforgivable, but I hope you can try!

I'm going to make a char on sylph now just to apologize to Robion!