You've Got 2 Weeks To Live.

POMPANO BEACH, Fla. (WSVN) -- Nearly a dozen billboards across South Florida claim that Judgment Day is less than two weeks away.

Radio host Harold Camping and his followers have calculated that the end of the world will occur on May 21. "It's going to be a horror story that we absolutely cannot conceive of. Millions of people will die on that day and everyday thereafter," Camping said.

According to Camping, who is the founder of the Family Radio network, Judgment Day will begin with earthquakes at 6 p.m. local time.

Camping's followers have been traveling around the world, spreading the word about the forthcoming day. "We see people that give us the thumb. They say, 'Thumbs up.' We also see people that, unfortunately, give us the other finger," said one devotee, Darryl Keats.link

And after when it doesn't happen, the leader is gonna say he miscalculated and it's gonna happen next year instead.

There's billboards talking about it happening on the 21st where I live. One of my friends has already said on the 22nd he's gonna put up a sign under it saying "FAIL!"

I'd chip in for that ~

World ending in ten days?! D:<
This gives me only nine to seduce Spence! ;~;

I'm goin' to hell anyway, maybe I'd give this whole gay thing a whirl ~

I'm goin' to hell anyway, maybe I'd give this whole gay thing a whirl ~

I laughed at the bolded.

36"But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.

37"For the coming of the Son of Man will be just like the days of Noah.

38"For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark,

39and they did not understand until the flood came and took them all away; so will the coming of the Son of Man be.

40"Then there will be two men in the field; one will be taken and one will be left.

41"Two women will be grinding at the mill; one will be taken and one will be left.

42"Therefore be on the alert, for you do not know which day your Lord is coming.

43"But be sure of this, that if the head of the house had known at what time of the night the thief was coming, he would have been on the alert and would not have allowed his house to be broken into.

44"For this reason you also must be ready; for the Son of Man is coming at an hour when you do not think He will.

But of that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.

Take heed, keep on the alert; for you do not know when the appointed time will come.

I'm goin' to hell anyway, maybe I'd give this whole gay thing a whirl ~

Ohai spence.

Too late, your target has been claimed~
He spawned purple!

Scrumpet told me not to so I won't!

You will and you'll like it!