Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

I don't smoke :< My mom said I'm pregnant

Really, Dwarf - Casteless and City Elf are somehow imo the best intro stories to Dragon Age... though Casteless Dwarf takes the cake for badassery.

Mage is good too, but it's not racial and kind of, ehhh.

I want to move to Auckland, New Zealand. It's the one. The weather is perfect! http://www.auckland.climatemps.com/ Not too hot, not too cold, there's mountains and sea and Xena, Warrior Princess. I want to move to NZ, live there for 5 years on a work visa so I can apply for citizenship, become a citizen, and raise my children as Kiwis, in the most peaceful nation in the world (according to a 2009 survey), in the most beautiful place in the world (according to my own totally un-biased opinion), where I wouldn't be scared to send them to school, and with a government I respect more than my own but who is still an alli of the United States so I wouldn't feel like I was somehow betraying my homeland.

It's a little humid there, but I could live with it.

But, well, to move to New Zealand I'd need a serious lump of cash because even if we got rid of MOST of our things, shipping anything here would be very expensive. Shipping our dogs there safely would be very expensive, and I am not willing to leave my dogs. When I adopt a pet, it's family forever, not just until it's inconvenient to me. I'd need a job that is in-demand in New Zealand, which I do not have. And I'd need tickets to actually get myself and my husband there, which are also very expensive. So pretty much, I need to win the lottery.

Florida might be ok, if the crocodiles are not interested in eating my pups! xD

Hey, Florida doesn't have crocodiles!



They have alligators.

Oops! If the alligators are not interested in dog food. And by dog food, I mean having dogs for food. D:

It's supposed to get down to -8°C here by the end of the week ._. and lotsa snow.. still not as cold as where Liela lives i think, but i'm pretty sure i'm going to die..

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/?series_id=577536
You're lucky I'm poor barnes and noble.. so lucky. >:I I WANT THEM ALL

I think i told headstrong to stick her *** up some dude's butt

He said that's how real dudes do it to show they're the man D:

That's better. And yeah, gators can be vicious. I would pay money to see you wrassle one, though...

I have the Shakespeare one. It's awesome, but no annotated gloss, so if you're not entirely familiar with the text, you may have to do some searching.

Did not!

How does he know this. :| Volk, you got some 'splainin to do.

I haven't seen any gators around here. There could be a couple in the water.. and if they show up on my property then I'll be having delicious gator tail for dinner!

i'm a virgin. leave me alone!

/runsaway

Dood... gator is DELICIOUS!!! It's like lobster, and it's fuggin' amazing.

I'm guessing gator for you would be like scorpions for me. I've only seen one living one, and I destroyed it in an instant.

Ooh! I have never had alligator. It tastes like lobster? :D :D

It's soooooooooooo good. I had some at this restaurant they have at the brand new mega Bass Pro Shop they put up in Mesa a couple years ago. I couldn't get enough of the stuff.

/kicks Mag
Roadhouse.

That looks like it hurt >.>; I bet that woman caused it.

posting this random gif since I never seem to find a reason to post it.

Dude didn't die as far as I know so its ok to lol at it!

I'm curious about that pic. Like, it looks like the one dude is trying to give the other one a hug, and it's like, "Hug denied, mother ***!!"

Also, fuggin' ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.

My City Elf just totally went Rorschach on the humans who stole his bride, killed another bride, and raped his sister.

"Men get sent to prison. DOGS GET PUT DOWN!"

Those humans deserved it. :I

Of course, it was quite a bit more brutal than just the Arl's son. 26 of his guardsmen and 8 of his Mabari hounds... which was all of the humans in the entire building.

Wait, what happens if you make a city elf female? does her husband get kidnapped and raped by Seha a woman?

i have the Sherlock Holmes, Grimm, and the Divine Comedy ones

Nah, you just wind up being a wedding guest, and if I remember right... events transpire exactly the same except your dialog options are slante way more towards girlpower, the Dalish, and uhhh you being a tough gal. Something like that.

wtf game is this vyre?