Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

I hate fancy restaurants. I don't need 4 forks and 8 spoons. One of each is just fine for me. Hell, I'd be okay with a pitchfork and a ladle, for crying out loud. Also, for the longest time I'd only use chopsticks to stab my food. Now I know how to use those things a little more.

Lol it's weird mag it was like I was born with the ability to use chopsticks... Just automatically was able to use them <,<

I can't use the same utensils after eating something with some kind of sauce or substance that remains on them.

I did, sorry. :O
I'll try and get a rough draft to you sometime soon. :3

/puts key in Josiah and winds it up

Wtf lol when did they add the registers users ticker on the lady hand side of the screen?!?

... Which one's the lady hand?

Thanks Leon~
Take your time.

JP!!!!

can use chopsticks just fine.

also i learned that you NEVER use metal utensils to serve caviar, because metal will oxidize the eggs and make them taste terrible. the preferred utensil material is mother-of-pearl

If you have caviar I'm sure you'll have no problem getting a nacre spoon.

Ooh, caviar... Making me high class hungry over here.

brb getting passport

Don't need a passport to go from the US to Canada. Just the other way around I think.

I was starving! So I scavenged in my kitchen and scrounged up a can of creamed corn. I dumped it in a bowl and heated it up and all was well

UNTIL!

I was nearly halfway through and took a bite and choked on a kernel of corn stuck in my throat! I was home alone without my husband to give me the heimlich and cpr, so I coughed and gagged and choked and coughed some more and

FINALLY! I got it out so I didn't die after all.

I love happy endings.


Sorry, that story simply couldn't be avoided. You guys are right! It is time for me to get off the internet before I accidentally kill it!

*** yea this chapter is only 11 pages long

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Once happened to me with a bubblegum :< but as you can see I survived as well!

Spence broke the bloody page.

I'm smaller than average all-round, throat included, but it's plenty big enough to swallow corn. I just inhaled corn was the issue. xD Oops.

Corn on the cob > popcorn > creamed corn > regular corn > candy corn. :p

Creamed corn is revolting. Ugh!

You can Heimlich yourself using the back of a chair or the edge of a table. That way you can prevent the whole scrambling to find your husband next time corn tries to kill you.