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By Asura.Alymorel 2011-09-09 18:38:22

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Eh, could be worse. I knew someone who had a .dat that gave everyone giant penises when they wore byakko's. >.>

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By Ramuh.Laffter 2011-09-09 18:38:56

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Asura.Alymorel said: »

Eh, could be worse. I knew someone who had a .dat that gave everyone giant penises when they wore byakko's. >.>

Bahahahahahaha. I want it. XD

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By Bismarck.Moonlightespada 2011-09-09 18:39:27

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Asura.Ludoggy said: »

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needs more thongs

NO
Thongs grind my gears >:

they gotta have the *** for em :/

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By Ramuh.Sagittario 2011-09-09 18:39:37

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It's the mithra tails that do it for me tbh. The way they sway from side to side is so mesmerising...................................................................................................... @_@

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By Asura.Ludoggy 2011-09-09 18:39:54

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Ramuh.Laffter said: »

Asura.Alymorel said: »

Eh, could be worse. I knew someone who had a .dat that gave everyone giant penises when they wore byakko's. >.>

Bahahahahahaha. I want it. XD

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By Ramuh.Laffter 2011-09-09 18:40:07

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Ramuh.Sagittario said: »

It's the mithra tails that do it for me tbh. The way they sway from side to side is so mesmerising...................................................................................................... @_@

Yeah, that's what you're looking at.

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By Ramuh.Laffter 2011-09-09 18:40:35

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Asura.Ludoggy said: »

Ramuh.Laffter said: »

Asura.Alymorel said: »

Eh, could be worse. I knew someone who had a .dat that gave everyone giant penises when they wore byakko's. >.>

Bahahahahahaha. I want it. XD

September 9th
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Not for looking at giant penises. >___>

For... for seeing... uh...

***.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-***.

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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Fighting for peace is like *** for virginity.

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If sex is a pain in the ***, then you're doing it wrong...

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

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The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

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When in doubt, mumble.

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I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ***.

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I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a ***.

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I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

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There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

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By Asura.Alymorel 2011-09-09 18:41:53

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I liked messing with him because he also had the .dat for naked mithra when they weren't wearing armor. I put on byakko's and no top and chased him. Just imagine his reaction. :P

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By Asura.Ludoggy 2011-09-09 18:42:50

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That's a lot to pick from >.>

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By Ramuh.Sagittario 2011-09-09 18:43:03

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I like #19 because it makes no sense and mentions cheese.

<3 for cheese.

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By Odin.Liela 2011-09-09 18:43:24

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Ramuh.Sagittario said: »

It's the mithra tails that do it for me tbh. The way they sway from side to side is so mesmerising...................................................................................................... @_@

My tail is the least favorite part of my mithra. xD It's all fleshy-colored and scrawny, like a limp spaghetti noodle of flesh, just dangling there. I love my ears though. xD

And yes, Lu, thongs are horrifying. That feeling like you have an unpickable wedgie all day long or if you bend over too fast you'll get it stuck way up in there, just no. ;;

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By Cerberus.Irohuro 2011-09-09 18:44:15

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Bismarck.Dracondria said: »

I want a mini taru cor that I can fit in my pocket and carry around for movement speed. Bards look weird so I'd rather it be a cor >.>

<- has 90 cor and is a taru

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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2011-09-09 18:44:37

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You're too big to fit in my pocket! Also too big for a snow castle in the winter

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By Ramuh.Laffter 2011-09-09 18:45:11

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Asura.Alymorel said: »

I liked messing with him because he also had the .dat for naked mithra when they weren't wearing armor. I put on byakko's and no top and chased him. Just imagine his reaction. :P

Hahaha.

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By Asura.Ludoggy 2011-09-09 18:46:37

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Odin.Liela said: »

And yes, Lu, thongs are horrifying. That feeling like you have an unpickable wedgie all day long or if you bend over too fast you'll get it stuck way up in there, just no. ;;

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By Ramuh.Sagittario 2011-09-09 18:48:27

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Odin.Liela said: »

Ramuh.Sagittario said: »

It's the mithra tails that do it for me tbh. The way they sway from side to side is so mesmerising...................................................................................................... @_@

My tail is the least favorite part of my mithra. xD It's all fleshy-colored and scrawny, like a limp spaghetti noodle of flesh, just dangling there. I love my ears though. xD

And yes, Lu, thongs are horrifying. That feeling like you have an unpickable wedgie all day long or if you bend over too fast you'll get it stuck way up in there, just no. ;;

I get that feeling after too long on the treadmill. Every time I do an interval my baggy boxers ride further up my bum until I have to stop because of the wedgie :x.

But look you can make your tail stiff >.>

Or is Dauperiat just excited to see me <.<

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By slipispsycho 2011-09-09 18:49:15

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Ramuh.Sagittario said: »

I like #19 because it makes no sense and mentions cheese.

<3 for cheese.

How does it make no sense? The first mouse got his neck snapped by the mouse trap.

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By Ramuh.Sagittario 2011-09-09 18:50:12

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Psycho Slip said: »

Ramuh.Sagittario said: »

I like #19 because it makes no sense and mentions cheese.

<3 for cheese.

How does it make no sense? The first mouse got his neck snapped by the mouse trap.

There was no mention of a mouse trap D:

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By slipispsycho 2011-09-09 18:50:45

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Ramuh.Sagittario said: »

Psycho Slip said: »

Ramuh.Sagittario said: »

I like #19 because it makes no sense and mentions cheese.

<3 for cheese.

How does it make no sense? The first mouse got his neck snapped by the mouse trap.

There was no mention of a mouse trap D:

It's common sense <_<

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By Ramuh.Laffter 2011-09-09 18:51:52

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Psycho Slip said: »

Ramuh.Sagittario said: »

Psycho Slip said: »

Ramuh.Sagittario said: »

I like #19 because it makes no sense and mentions cheese.

<3 for cheese.

How does it make no sense? The first mouse got his neck snapped by the mouse trap.

There was no mention of a mouse trap D:

It's common sense <_<

Not very common anymore.

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By Phoenix.Amael 2011-09-09 18:52:02

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Ha! Found one I love! Not on the list btw.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

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By Ramuh.Sagittario 2011-09-09 18:52:22

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Psycho Slip said: »

Ramuh.Sagittario said: »

Psycho Slip said: »

Ramuh.Sagittario said: »

I like #19 because it makes no sense and mentions cheese.

<3 for cheese.

How does it make no sense? The first mouse got his neck snapped by the mouse trap.

There was no mention of a mouse trap D:

It's common sense <_<

It's 00:51am, my common sense dissapears around midnight :p

On that note, I bid thee a goodnight!

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By Ramuh.Laffter 2011-09-09 18:52:38

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Ugh, you use default icons and fonts for your XI, Sagi?

Can't stand it.

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By Asura.Alymorel 2011-09-09 18:55:05

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I say pick one that fits you.

For example, for me, I'd pick #18...

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By Leviathan.Novax 2011-09-09 18:55:35

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Ohai Aly /throws apple

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By Phoenix.Amael 2011-09-09 18:56:27

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Asura.Alymorel said: »

I say pick one that fits you.

For example, for me, I'd pick #18...

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If one that fits me would be:
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By Ramuh.Laffter 2011-09-09 18:56:46

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Leviathan.Novax said: »

Ohai Aly /throws apple

/leap-catches apple and noms on it.

Mmm, apple.

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