So I have a friend who is having the struggles in life, she got a job finally cleaning hotel rooms and had a chance to make some money!
A friend of hers approached her asking her to design a tattoo for her and she would pay her for it. She starts out by asking for it to be crown themed...
Later she asks to have it changed to incorporate a Queen of Spades theme... she is a married woman to a very scrawny geeky looking white dude. Please google what Queen of Spades represents lol.
In the end, she gives it to her friend who is sick pumped, and says "I'll bake the cookies this weekend and bring them by for you Sunday".
Yeah... she planned the entire time to pay for the tattoo design with cookies...
I find the whole story hilarious.