Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?
Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
A woman's face with Nature's own hand painted
Hast thou, the master-mistress of my passion;
A woman's gentle heart, but not acquainted
With shifting change, as is false women's fashion;
An eye more bright than theirs, less false in rolling,
Gilding the object whereupon it gazeth;
A man in hue, all hues in his controlling,
Much steals men's eyes and women's souls amazeth.
And for a woman wert thou first created;
Till Nature, as she wrought thee, fell a-doting,
And by addition me of thee defeated,
By adding one thing to my purpose nothing.
But since she ***'d thee out for women's pleasure,
Mine be thy love and thy love's use their treasure.
tl;dr Shakespeare sez: "I think this dude's sexy, and he was probably a chick until nature gave him a penis."
Hast thou, the master-mistress of my passion;
A woman's gentle heart, but not acquainted
With shifting change, as is false women's fashion;
An eye more bright than theirs, less false in rolling,
Gilding the object whereupon it gazeth;
A man in hue, all hues in his controlling,
Much steals men's eyes and women's souls amazeth.
And for a woman wert thou first created;
Till Nature, as she wrought thee, fell a-doting,
And by addition me of thee defeated,
By adding one thing to my purpose nothing.
But since she ***'d thee out for women's pleasure,
Mine be thy love and thy love's use their treasure.
tl;dr Shakespeare sez: "I think this dude's sexy, and he was probably a chick until nature gave him a penis."
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My porn is out of this world.
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Ok, knock the "NSFW" posts off.
... I should have stayed off the internet tonight.
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Asura.Squishytaru said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
Ok, knock the "NSFW" posts off.
But, but I found one that has someone that looks like someone that starts with a K and rhymes with J-rizz in it! It only mentions something about wanting a 9 inch drilling machine! That's okay, right..?
Is there a "go sit in the dirty corner" type of thing set up here for us? I think we need one. The "dirty filthy animal" cap, like a dunce cap?
I"m already in that corner. "The plot makes no sense" lmao
But the internet wants to have your babies.
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Asura.Squishytaru said: »
fonewear said: »
Asura.Squishytaru said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
Ok, knock the "NSFW" posts off.
But, but I found one that has someone that looks like someone that starts with a K and rhymes with J-rizz in it! It only mentions something about wanting a 9 inch drilling machine! That's okay, right..?
Is there a "go sit in the dirty corner" type of thing set up here for us? I think we need one. The "dirty filthy animal" cap, like a dunce cap?
I"m already in that corner. "The plot makes no sense" lmao
I read through every page of those. One of the best laughs was towards the end with Kim Jong Ill.
Ty for that, and all the enjoyment.
I'll never look at dirty things again... for five or ten minutes at least.
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
But the internet wants to have your babies.
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It's like I'm watching Jay Leno all over again.
I should have known. Damn greedy internet.
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
I should have known. Damn greedy internet.
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