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By Yomisha Belmont 2013-12-20 02:22:07  
My crystal ball says... oooooooom, stop being a chicken ***! :P
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By Bismarck.Dreadnot 2013-12-20 02:22:38  






Bought 5 games tonight.. I mean 'presents' >.>
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By Bahamut.Rulerofdarkness 2013-12-20 02:45:02  
That is pretty much me with the recent League of Legends sales/events. Steam too though!
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By Chu Chu 2013-12-20 02:47:34  
god last episode of Kyoukai no Kanata gave me so many feels. So good though D:

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By Odin.Hitoseijuro 2013-12-20 02:55:45  
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If only I could read minds!
If you have to read minds, the ball isnt in your court, confidence my man~
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By Hatsune Miku 2013-12-20 03:12:28  
I look at steam sales and see nothing I want. :(
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By Leon Kasai 2013-12-20 03:50:12  
Bismarck.Dreadnot said: »
steam sale
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By Valefor.Prothescar 2013-12-20 04:18:34  
ok so, tried something tonight that was probably the most fun thing I've done in XIV so far

WAR DRG DRG WHM PvP premade

DRGs pop all damage buffs and target either the SMN, BLM, or healer on the opposing team. Power Surge + Jump -> 1 uses dragonfire 1 uses shatterspine -> opposite -> whoever was targeted is either dead or so close that a Leg Sweep/Mercy Stroke + whatever else from both DRGs will eliminate them while the WAR holds them in place with Holmgang. Surprisingly cathartic and *** hilarious to watch people running around in circles like they're saying "wtf just happened?" right as the gates open up.
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By Artemicion 2013-12-20 05:34:04  
Hello.
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By Fyyvoaa 2013-12-20 06:19:22  
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-12-20 07:37:17  
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Welp, I asked her out... well, kinda. I told her I was "into her". She said she didn't know how to respond, then was quick to add, "We should hang out before Christmas." So now she's coming to my place to watch a movie.

Not sure what that means.
\o/ Go Magimus!
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By Fyyvoaa 2013-12-20 07:56:23  
Can't even get approved for a student credit card... :/ seriously wtf
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By Vyrerus 2013-12-20 08:11:30  
Valefor.Prothescar said: »
ok so, tried something tonight that was probably the most fun thing I've done in XIV so far

WAR DRG DRG WHM PvP premade

DRGs pop all damage buffs and target either the SMN, BLM, or healer on the opposing team. Power Surge + Jump -> 1 uses dragonfire 1 uses shatterspine -> opposite -> whoever was targeted is either dead or so close that a Leg Sweep/Mercy Stroke + whatever else from both DRGs will eliminate them while the WAR holds them in place with Holmgang. Surprisingly cathartic and *** hilarious to watch people running around in circles like they're saying "wtf just happened?" right as the gates open up.
Hell yeah! I think the closest to that I've done is when me and Dame charged out of the gate, straight past all their frontline, I holmganged the Whm, and Dame(DRG) lit her up. I was the target of two sleeps, but it didn't matter lol.
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By Ohji Lunartail 2013-12-20 08:54:20  
Love kitting stuff in there on BRD lol went in with a few FC people and only won cuz of this. Me and our war practically annoyed the ***outta the other team :x
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-12-20 09:10:47  
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Welp, I asked her out... well, kinda. I told her I was "into her". She said she didn't know how to respond, then was quick to add, "We should hang out before Christmas." So now she's coming to my place to watch The Big Lebowski.

Not sure what that means.
\o/ Go Magimus!

Step #1 Clean up your place! Pretend the pope is coming!
Step #2 Find out what kind of drinks/snacks she likes and then make/buy all of them and also buttered popcorn! It's key!
Step #3 When she arrives compliment an article of her clothing and offer her something to drink
Step #4 Hold hands you lovebirds!!! (during the movie not when she first walks into the door)
Step #5 Massage her buttered popcorn oiled hand until she falls in love with you and/or gives you another appendage to massage and then repeat.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-12-20 09:21:16  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Welp, I asked her out... well, kinda. I told her I was "into her". She said she didn't know how to respond, then was quick to add, "We should hang out before Christmas." So now she's coming to my place to watch The Big Lebowski.

Not sure what that means.
\o/ Go Magimus!

Step #1 Clean up your place! Pretend the pope is coming!
Step #2 Find out what kind of drinks/snacks she likes and then make/buy all of them and also buttered popcorn! It's key!
Step #3 When she arrives compliment an article of her clothing and offer her something to drink
Step #4 Hold hands you lovebirds!!! (during the movie not when she first walks into the door)
Step #5 Massage her buttered popcorn oiled hand until she falls in love with you and/or gives you another appendage to massage and then repeat.
*woman enters home*
"Your hand, give it to me!"
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2013-12-20 09:27:59  
I would say, make sure those hands stay on her hands, and not inside any clothing...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-12-20 09:42:11  
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
*woman enters home*
"Your hand, give it to me!"

You want to try not to do/say anything that will have them barrel towards the door in the first few minutes. They are sometimes a timid species and prone to wild bursts of speed if their instincts are activated.

The home should look as comfortable, clean and well lit as you can make it. No candles! in fact nothing at all of a romantic nature. You don't want her to feel like she just walked into a porn shoot/lair of a serial killer....

Hide all of your manly things that need not be mentioned.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-12-20 09:51:51  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
*woman enters home*
"Your hand, give it to me!"

You want to try not to do/say anything that will have them barrel towards the door in the first few minutes. They are sometimes a timid species and prone to wild bursts of speed if their instincts are activated.

The home should look as comfortable, clean and well lit as you can make it. No candles! in fact nothing at all of a romantic nature. You don't want her to feel like she just walked into a porn shoot/lair of a serial killer....

Hide all of your manly things that need not be mentioned.
Such phrases to avoid are:
"I have herpes."
"Lets get married!"
"DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!"
"I have an extensive porno collection."
and many more!
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-12-20 09:58:16  
/scribbles all of it down

Okay, so at this moment I'm going to do the following:

Scream at her until she gives me her hand.
Don't mention my "wart" problem.
Lather her up in butter.
Touch her on top of the clothes.
Wait to propose until at LEAST the second date.
Clear the history on my computer.
Go ahead and kiss de girl (woah woah).
Helicopter her in the face with my penis.

Am I getting it right?
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By Bahamut.Rulerofdarkness 2013-12-20 09:58:22  
Welp, I didn't need to sleep anyway.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-12-20 09:58:33  
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Such phrases to avoid are:
"I have herpes."
"Lets get married!"
"DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!"
"I have an extensive porno collection."
and many more!

I was debating on whether or not to use ninja mind control to implant a bunch of words and phases for him to blurt out at inappropriate times...

but then I remembered I was supposed to be helping.

how do you guys "not be evil" for longer than five minutes?
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-12-20 10:01:11  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Such phrases to avoid are:
"I have herpes."
"Lets get married!"
"DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!"
"I have an extensive porno collection."
and many more!

I was debating on whether or not to use ninja mind control to implant a bunch of words and phases for him to blurt out at inappropriate times...

but then I remembered I was supposed to be helping.

how do you guys "not be evil" for longer than five minutes?
It's difficult some days.

Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
/scribbles all of it down

Okay, so at this moment I'm going to do the following:

Scream at her until she gives me her hand.
Don't mention my "wart" problem.
Lather her up in butter.
Touch her on top of the clothes.
Wait to propose until at LEAST the second date.
Clear the history on my computer.
Go ahead and kiss de girl (woah woah).
Helicopter her in the face with my penis.

Am I getting it right?
Remember to answer the door naked. Also, in an attempt to make yourself more appealing, be sure to drape various things from your genitalia. This will be sure to show her that you are "unique" and "sophisticated" and is a guaranteed to win the night.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-12-20 10:10:47  
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
she still has some residual neurological issues

brother, they all do.

As long as she doesn't CAW loudly like a crow or worship lorenna bobbit you should be fine..
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By Bahamut.Rulerofdarkness 2013-12-20 10:53:47  
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Farm for 5 hours and no key when I want map in 2008

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They drop more than the bass at a skrillex show once you don't need them.
By volkom 2013-12-20 11:04:00  
Bismarck.Dreadnot said: »

Bought 5 games tonight.. I mean 'presents' >.>

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By Nadleeh Sakurai 2013-12-20 11:21:23  
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why doesn't anyone like pharos sirius? D: it's so cool
don't mind running it with people i know, but when you pug, and get that monk geared in WP equipment, you know things wont turn out too well.
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