I was in a rascally teasey mood today at work and drove my coworkers nuts.
The boss is still out, so S is still in charge, and he loves country, but none of the rest of us like country except one other, J. But S put on country music anyways. Then he started singing along, and he only sings in falsetto so it sounds like someone is plucking a live cat, but most of us are used to it. But I was feeling jokey and so this happened:
Me: "S, country is bad enough without you helping it along."
S: "Pfft, get back to work!"
J: "Don't take it too hard S, this is coming from a girl who thinks hobbits are cool."
Me: "Hobbits ARE cool."
J: "They are a fictional character!"
Me: "YOU'RE a fictional character!"
J: "No, I'm pretty sure I'm real!"
Me: "You can't prove that you're real."
J: "I think, therefore I am."
Me: "I've seen no evidence of you ever thinking."
Everyone else: "lolz"
And the moral of the story is, this is why none of my coworkers like me. xD