Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, but the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

"I'm lost," says the man, "and I need the cat to give me directions home."

professor was like oh ill send you a take home quiz today, its due tomorrow morning! still sitting here looking at my email waiting for said quiz. and not you quiznor gtfo :c

i rather drive off a cliff

Oh my...

Me thinks thou doth protest too much!

Quiz

I wonder if buying that girly ring you want would help hmmm.

/accidentally steps on Quiz's Xillia package

You dont have the stones....

OH *** SNAP!!!

Eirtakon is proud to announce that our Guest of Honour for this year's convention - the first to be held in Croke Park - will be none other than star from recent games The Last of Us and Bioshock Infinite: Troy Baker!

excuse while I freak the *** out!!!

Who's Troy Baker?