Kungfuhustle said:
well, when I let alcohol help me, that bigger girl at the bar would suddenly turn into Beyonce or Jessica Simpson. God I have no shame :D
Lol theres worse had a boss well not mine but anyways he had lots of sayins for situations like that such as
A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2
Go ugly early
If your standards are too high lower your standards
Can't remember others off the top of my head but yeah was funny