Thoughts On 2012 (I Want Your Opinions)

i speak canadian not retard language

i never knew there was a difference.

haha. dont let the free health care get to your head. and its called spanish. and means i dont understand or comprehend.
and ok English it is!
and on a side note :
the only thing great from canada is Mary Louise Parker from weeds :)

i never knew there was a difference.

i speak canadian not retard language

The first Chuck Norris joke told in 2012 will bring about the apocalypse.

You have been warned.

Also, hopefully some of us will find the key for immortality. (To live forever)

That film was horrible.

Also, hopefully some of us will find the key for immortality. (To live forever)

I've always pictured Slash and Keith Richards coming down from Heaven to escort the saved and the damned to their respective final ends.

Then The Joker pops outta nowhere and sprays everyone with buckshot just for shits and giggles.

more lol

In a world plagued with violence and destruction, it seemed like nothing would help calm the masses. Across the land, nations are going in an uproar over the date December 12th, 2012.

Wars erupt everywhere as religious groups clash in the streets. Welfare mothers in government projects fight for the little bit of crack cocaine left from drug dealers whose supplies are running out. Soccer moms and coaches clash on battlefields all across suburban America.

God grew tired of this, so he sent down two of his best angels to finally separate and send everyone to their respective destinations.

Slash and Keith Richards star in the new epic classic, more epic than that John Cusack ***movie... 2012: You're Dead!

I wrote this because I got bored at work. I wasn't going to post it... but I thought maybe someone else might be as bored as I am.

*In 2012 a war will rage between China and the U.S. after China finally attacks and exterminates the Japanese.

The Pacific will be stained red in the stalemate which will ensue between the two super-powers. Neither will want to lean on their nuclear arsenal in fear of total fallout. Their naval fleets and air forces will be depleted to near total destruction.

It will be in these dire circumstances that the U.S. will finally realize that the true might of a military is not in its navy, air force, or even its army. Rather, they will call upon the nation's top scientists to design and build a fleet of mecha.

The scientists will fail all subsequent efforts to properly design functioning mecha. With the Japanese wiped off the planet, the U.S. government will only have one group to turn to for the development of its mecha army... weeaboos.

It won't take long for the government to realize that the weeaboos are only working two or three hours a day. While they aren't getting high on government stores of "G13" medical marijuana, they'll be watching internet pornography and illegally downloading anime on the government's ultra-fast, fiberoptic, T3 connection.

The government will beg and plead the weeaboos to work harder. They'll offer them anything they want--other than weed, porn and anime--to continue their work on the mecha. After days of deliberation, the weeaboos will make their demands clear:

"We'll build the gundams on one condition! We need moar cats."

After a google search for the word "gundams," the government will comply with the weeaboos' declaration. This, of course, will be counterproductive. Even with the finest, most intuitive cats the government will be able to find, nothing will get done.

The weeaboos will simply spend less time watching porn and more time taking pictures of the cats in strange poses and inserting witty captions. The trade of these pictures will become a type of currency for the weeaboos.

The cats will spend most of their time napping. The rest of it will be spent trying to stand, sit, or lay on anything that the weeaboos are working on.

Time will run out just as the government is presented with the Wing 01. It will be made mostly of cardboard, but with authentic Gundam decals which will have been sketched by the quiet kid with the glasses, the really spikey hair and the DBZ hoodie. Since the weeaboos didn't understand how to use the ladders they were supplied with they'll have made the mecha too small for a human to operate. Naturally, they will have trained the most intuitive of the cats to operate it instead (there will be many funny pictures taken in the process).

The U.S. and China will both fall back on their nuclear arsenals to settle their conflict. And as such, the world will end in 2012 because of cats, weeaboos, internet porn/piracy, and, of course, weed.*

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/The_Great_War

The Great War started and ended on Saturday, October 23, 2077 when nuclear weapons were launched by all the nuclear-capable nations of the world (mainly from the United States, China and the USSR ). The exchange lasted for approximately two hours, according to most survivors' accounts. Once the last atomic bomb and nuclear warhead had fallen, the world fell into the deep darkness of a nuclear holocaust.

one week before December 21st, nothing happens.

Three days before December 21st, homosexuals explode.

Two days before December 21st, Republicans rejoice, then explode.

One day before December 21st, Obama gets assassinated.

December 21st, Keith Richards becomes the new king of the world, and its 1965 all over again.

Nothing is going to happen in 2012.