I believe that in 2012, magical rainbow unicorns are going to visit our planet and take us on a journey to their home planet. During this journey there will be many intergalactic battles between good and evil, and during one of the epic battles the unicorn leader Carlos will decide to blow up Earth by using a rainbow laser beam canon that the unicorns built on Uranus in the year 1043. After the blowing up of Earth, the counsel of unicorns were very enraged by their leader, and they decided to overthrow the almighty Carlos. This caused yet another great war between Carlos and her own people. About three months into the war, Carlos decided that enough was enough, and blew up the entire universe using her magical unicorn powers.
And that is my prediction of what is going to happen in the year 2012.
I think the real danger is going to come from all the dumbfucks who'll run amok out of panic and fear. 2012, if anything, could become a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Though it would be cool if something else happened.^^
They actually now saying the 2012 mayan thing is wrong that the formula they used to match up their calendar and ours was off and the whole 2012 prediction could already happen or not happen for long time in future. There's no real way for them be sure now they saying..
totally random and off topic but is anyone else tired of seeing this guy on the bottom of the screen with the f*cked up face? Max clarity huh? I thought people were all about ProActiv
I think the real danger is going to come from all the dumbfucks who'll run amok out of panic and fear. 2012, if anything, could become a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Though it would be cool if something else happened.^^
na just everyone will buy up everything in supplies like in 2000, hey got a economic crisis just say the world gonan end that will fix it!
1. This is currently very hard to do. And lets not forget that IF a planet was found that was good conditions for earth life (temperature, atmospheric conditions, geography, resources - only then can it really be a good contender for a planet that is "livable".
2. There is no way in hell that the president of the USA is going to tell anyone that they have to move to another planet. Thats just silly. We dont have the means to travel to other star systems - we dont have the technology. It wont happen for a LOOOOONG time to come. Lets start with our own solar system then work from there okay buddy?
3. Are there other human race settlements in the galaxay? What makes you think there are more than just on this planet? I think you are living in the world of science fiction. Look at all the organisms on this planet. We all share DNA markers and if you took the time and effort (and with a LOT of luck) you could trace every animal on this planet back to just one species. The human race is nothing special. (well its special as we have sentience and have developed technology but other than that we are no different from any other creature)
4. secret societies have always existed in one way or another.. I cant name any because they are secret! But so what if they are secret. Who cares.
5. The planet is dying? Its existed for a few billion years - I find it hard to believe that human beings are going to cause the planet to explode or something stupid like that. Fossil fuels were not always present. They will run out eventually. Its our job to ration what we have and find new ways of keeping our civilisation going. The planet dying? This planet is going to be turning long after the human race has evolved into another form of life.
6. natural disasters have always happened. The planet isnt like that in spirits within and has a soul. I mean seriously. It sounds really stupid.
7. People are a virus? Metaphorically speaking this is true. But eventually we will kill ourselves with war and it'll all work out just fine. If the planet had a soul I really doubt that its going to be bothered about the human race which has been around for probobly a few hundred thousand years when the earth itself has at least a few million years left on the clock.
8. Thats the way its always been. The people with money keep those without it down so we can just keep going on with our lives doin ***jobs and making them more money. What else is new? This has been this way for thousands of years.
Mars takes a 1 year voyage to get to and you're talking about a planet outside of our solar system or better yet outside of our galaxy?
thought it was a 6 month trip~ and we do have the technology to travel the stars...just that you'll probably die along the way but maybe ur grandchildren's children will be there!
1. This is currently very hard to do. And lets not forget that IF a planet was found that was good conditions for earth life (temperature, atmospheric conditions, geography, resources - only then can it really be a good contender for a planet that is "livable".
2. There is no way in hell that the president of the USA is going to tell anyone that they have to move to another planet. Thats just silly. We dont have the means to travel to other star systems - we dont have the technology. It wont happen for a LOOOOONG time to come. Lets start with our own solar system then work from there okay buddy?
3. Are there other human race settlements in the galaxay? What makes you think there are more than just on this planet? I think you are living in the world of science fiction. Look at all the organisms on this planet. We all share DNA markers and if you took the time and effort (and with a LOT of luck) you could trace every animal on this planet back to just one species. The human race is nothing special. (well its special as we have sentience and have developed technology but other than that we are no different from any other creature)
4. secret societies have always existed in one way or another.. I cant name any because they are secret! But so what if they are secret. Who cares.
5. The planet is dying? Its existed for a few billion years - I find it hard to believe that human beings are going to cause the planet to explode or something stupid like that. Fossil fuels were not always present. They will run out eventually. Its our job to ration what we have and find new ways of keeping our civilisation going. The planet dying? This planet is going to be turning long after the human race has evolved into another form of life.
6. natural disasters have always happened. The planet isnt like that in spirits within and has a soul. I mean seriously. It sounds really stupid.
7. People are a virus? Metaphorically speaking this is true. But eventually we will kill ourselves with war and it'll all work out just fine. If the planet had a soul I really doubt that its going to be bothered about the human race which has been around for probobly a few hundred thousand years when the earth itself has at least a few million years left on the clock.
8. Thats the way its always been. The people with money keep those without it down so we can just keep going on with our lives doin ***jobs and making them more money. What else is new? This has been this way for thousands of years.
9. bad news sells.
very interesting. you define discerning and condescending in a whole new light for me :) thanks for the feedback!
All this 2012 speculation rings in my head from time to time so I put a few ideas together. Maybe I will even open it as a thread to create a short story through this community on ffxiah.com. And remember this is just for a creativity purpose. I just wonder if people think like me. But anyway, If you want to add anything feel free to do so! 1. NASA finds a similar and livable planet outside Earth 2.The President of the U.S. decides for the people to relocate to this planet for our better chance of survival from the skepticism of foretold events via. Mayan Numerology (they have been accurate so far) 3.What really makes you think (we as humans) actually started life on Earth? ( since there are many other planets.. i doubt we are the only human race in the galaxy right?)[out of sight, out of mind] 4.Illuminati( enlightened activists. secret societies that secretly run the world dating back to Benjamin Franklin and even further back) 5.The planet is dying. All the natural resources are being used up on a day by day basis and now all of a sudden its "go green"(what the ***)[i guess might as well say god bless america as well with that irony huh?] 6. The planet is fighting back slowly. The scars show and it erupts into violence killing its inhabitors. (natural disasters at a more frequent rate all across the "mapped" globe) 7.People are a virus to Earth. We are poison. (thats not a conspiracy theory) 8.We don't know what we should. The government feeds us lies to keep us under control by not knowing too much but enough to actually trust them to re- elect them and gain(yet again) the upper hand. 9. The news is created to keep us in fear. Where i live you never see anything that makes you want to smile. (just violence, drugs, etc.) 10.And on a final note we as a up to date society must always continue on a "new world era" not a new world order. Constantly replacing new with the old; therefore losing all internal information. (losing documents of the past as if they never actually existed) Just some ideas I wanted to put out there.
A planet VERY similar to planet Earth called Gliese 581g was recently discovered in another galaxy 20 light years away.
All this 2012 speculation rings in my head from time to time so I put a few ideas together. Maybe I will even open it as a thread to create a short story through this community on ffxiah.com. And remember this is just for a creativity purpose. I just wonder if people think like me. But anyway, If you want to add anything feel free to do so! 1. NASA finds a similar and livable planet outside Earth 2.The President of the U.S. decides for the people to relocate to this planet for our better chance of survival from the skepticism of foretold events via. Mayan Numerology (they have been accurate so far) 3.What really makes you think (we as humans) actually started life on Earth? ( since there are many other planets.. i doubt we are the only human race in the galaxy right?)[out of sight, out of mind] 4.Illuminati( enlightened activists. secret societies that secretly run the world dating back to Benjamin Franklin and even further back) 5.The planet is dying. All the natural resources are being used up on a day by day basis and now all of a sudden its "go green"(what the ***)[i guess might as well say god bless america as well with that irony huh?] 6. The planet is fighting back slowly. The scars show and it erupts into violence killing its inhabitors. (natural disasters at a more frequent rate all across the "mapped" globe) 7.People are a virus to Earth. We are poison. (thats not a conspiracy theory) 8.We don't know what we should. The government feeds us lies to keep us under control by not knowing too much but enough to actually trust them to re- elect them and gain(yet again) the upper hand. 9. The news is created to keep us in fear. Where i live you never see anything that makes you want to smile. (just violence, drugs, etc.) 10.And on a final note we as a up to date society must always continue on a "new world era" not a new world order. Constantly replacing new with the old; therefore losing all internal information. (losing documents of the past as if they never actually existed) Just some ideas I wanted to put out there.
A planet VERY similar to planet Earth called Gliese 581g was recently discovered in another galaxy 20 light years away.
December 17th, scientists have discovered a remote planet that is home to a race of 10ft tall women with giant knockers. Problem is, the atmosphere is sulfuric acid, and the temperature there is well into 500 C.
So we send a man who is capable of alien - human relations. A man we know can handle any situation he's in, no matter where he is. A man who can kick the ***out of anyone out there. A man whose name is Chuck Norris.
Too bad they sent him too late, cz an asteroid collided into Earth while he was in space heading to the planet. But luckily for the survivors, he used the rocket to roundhouse kick the asteroid off the Earth.
December 17th, scientists have discovered a remote planet that is home to a race of 10ft tall women with giant knockers. Problem is, the atmosphere is sulfuric acid, and the temperature there is well into 500 C. So we send a man who is capable of alien - human relations. A man we know can handle any situation he's in, no matter where he is. A man who can kick the ***out of anyone out there. A man whose name is Chuck Norris. Too bad they sent him too late, cz an asteroid collided into Earth while he was in space heading to the planet. But luckily for the survivors, he used the rocket to roundhouse kick the asteroid off the Earth.
Sarah Palin gets elected President in 2012. That December she receives a tour of the Whitehouse as is customary of changing Presidents. During a casual conversation between Obama and Palin he asks her, "So, what news media do you enjoy reading/watch?" During her panic in the need to find an answer she opens Obama's briefcase for a hint to an answer that will please him. After opening it she realizes that it was the briefcase containing the nuclear missle launch button and she accidently fires all missles at Russia. She then says in a folksy way, "Opps!" The Russian counter attack results in a Mutually Assured Destruction and the entire world is wiped out. The only survivor is Sarah Palin, after all cockroaches can survive a nuclear war. The End.
December 17th, scientists have discovered a remote planet that is home to a race of 10ft tall women with giant knockers. Problem is, the atmosphere is sulfuric acid, and the temperature there is well into 500 C. So we send a man who is capable of alien - human relations. A man we know can handle any situation he's in, no matter where he is. A man who can kick the ***out of anyone out there. A man whose name is Chuck Norris. Too bad they sent him too late, cz an asteroid collided into Earth while he was in space heading to the planet. But luckily for the survivors, he used the rocket to roundhouse kick the asteroid off the Earth.
*** off chuck norris you overrated ***.
I thought I knew you Sagi... I thought we could be friends... but then you said this...
December 17th, scientists have discovered a remote planet that is home to a race of 10ft tall women with giant knockers. Problem is, the atmosphere is sulfuric acid, and the temperature there is well into 500 C.
So we send a man who is capable of alien - human relations. A man we know can handle any situation he's in, no matter where he is. A man who can kick the ***out of anyone out there. A man whose name is Chuck Norris.
Too bad they sent him too late, cz an asteroid collided into Earth while he was in space heading to the planet. But luckily for the survivors, he used the rocket to roundhouse kick the asteroid off the Earth.
December 17th, scientists have discovered a remote planet that is home to a race of 10ft tall women with giant knockers. Problem is, the atmosphere is sulfuric acid, and the temperature there is well into 500 C. So we send a man who is capable of alien - human relations. A man we know can handle any situation he's in, no matter where he is. A man who can kick the ***out of anyone out there. A man whose name is Chuck Norris. Too bad they sent him too late, cz an asteroid collided into Earth while he was in space heading to the planet. But luckily for the survivors, he used the rocket to roundhouse kick the asteroid off the Earth.
*** off chuck norris you overrated ***.
I thought I knew you Sagi... I thought we could be friends... but then you said this... YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!
December 17th, scientists have discovered a remote planet that is home to a race of 10ft tall women with giant knockers. Problem is, the atmosphere is sulfuric acid, and the temperature there is well into 500 C. So we send a man who is capable of alien - human relations. A man we know can handle any situation he's in, no matter where he is. A man who can kick the ***out of anyone out there. A man whose name is Chuck Norris. Too bad they sent him too late, cz an asteroid collided into Earth while he was in space heading to the planet. But luckily for the survivors, he used the rocket to roundhouse kick the asteroid off the Earth.
*** off chuck norris you overrated ***.
I thought I knew you Sagi... I thought we could be friends... but then you said this... YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!
:O !!!
Chuck Norris also breaks friendships with the power of his beard.
December 17th, scientists have discovered a remote planet that is home to a race of 10ft tall women with giant knockers. Problem is, the atmosphere is sulfuric acid, and the temperature there is well into 500 C. So we send a man who is capable of alien - human relations. A man we know can handle any situation he's in, no matter where he is. A man who can kick the ***out of anyone out there. A man whose name is Chuck Norris. Too bad they sent him too late, cz an asteroid collided into Earth while he was in space heading to the planet. But luckily for the survivors, he used the rocket to roundhouse kick the asteroid off the Earth.
December 17th, scientists have discovered a remote planet that is home to a race of 10ft tall women with giant knockers. Problem is, the atmosphere is sulfuric acid, and the temperature there is well into 500 C. So we send a boy who is capable of *** up alien - human relations. A boy we know can whine in any situation he's in, no matter where he is. A boy who can get his *** kicked by anyone out there. A boy whose name is Nekdal. Too bad they sent him too late, cz an asteroid collided into Earth while he was in space heading to the planet. But unfortunately for the survivors, he used his superior Canuck skills and whined the while time while the asteroid smashed the Earth to pieces..
lmao not a boy bud im not a 7yr old saying WTF f@#$ yu panzies! ima PWNZ J00! im like meh the world ends it ends its life but still be playing games till it does no matter what :P
lmao not a boy bud im not a 7yr old saying WTF f@#$ yu panzies! ima PWNZ J00! im like meh the world ends it ends its life but still be playing games till it does no matter what :P
oh...
then you wouldn't care of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the asteroid out the way :D
December 17th, scientists have discovered a remote planet that is home to a race of 10ft tall women with giant knockers. Problem is, the atmosphere is sulfuric acid, and the temperature there is well into 500 C. So we send a boy who is capable of *** up alien - human relations. A boy we know can whine in any situation he's in, no matter where he is. A boy who can get his *** kicked by anyone out there. A boy whose name is Nekdal. Too bad they sent him too late, cz an asteroid collided into Earth while he was in space heading to the planet. But unfortunately for the survivors, he used his superior Canuck skills and whined the while time while the asteroid smashed the Earth to pieces..
December 17th, scientists have discovered a remote planet that is home to a race of 10ft tall women with giant knockers. Problem is, the atmosphere is sulfuric acid, and the temperature there is well into 500 C. So we send a boy who is capable of *** up alien - human relations. A boy we know can whine in any situation he's in, no matter where he is. A boy who can get his *** kicked by anyone out there. A boy whose name is Nekdal. Too bad they sent him too late, cz an asteroid collided into Earth while he was in space heading to the planet. But unfortunately for the survivors, he used his superior Canuck skills and whined the while time while the asteroid smashed the Earth to pieces..
All this 2012 speculation rings in my head from time to time so I put a few ideas together. Maybe I will even open it as a thread to create a short story through this community on ffxiah.com. And remember this is just for a creativity purpose. I just wonder if people think like me. But anyway, If you want to add anything feel free to do so!
1. NASA finds a similar and livable planet outside Earth
2.The President of the U.S. decides for the people to relocate to this planet for our better chance of survival from the skepticism of foretold events via. Mayan Numerology (they have been accurate so far)
3.What really makes you think (we as humans) actually started life on Earth? ( since there are many other planets.. i doubt we are the only human race in the galaxy right?)[out of sight, out of mind]
4.Illuminati( enlightened activists. secret societies that secretly run the world dating back to Benjamin Franklin and even further back)
5.The planet is dying. All the natural resources are being used up on a day by day basis and now all of a sudden its "go green"(what the fuck)[i guess might as well say god bless america as well with that irony huh?]
6. The planet is fighting back slowly. The scars show and it erupts into violence killing its inhabitors. (natural disasters at a more frequent rate all across the "mapped" globe)
7.People are a virus to Earth. We are poison. (thats not a conspiracy theory)
8.We don't know what we should. The government feeds us lies to keep us under control by not knowing too much but enough to actually trust them to re- elect them and gain(yet again) the upper hand.
9. The news is created to keep us in fear. Where i live you never see anything that makes you want to smile. (just violence, drugs, etc.)
10.And on a final note we as a up to date society must always continue on a "new world era" not a new world order. Constantly replacing new with the old; therefore losing all internal information. (losing documents of the past as if they never actually existed)
