Saying Goodbye

Another quitter amongst your ranks!

So I know of bunch of you, and a bunch of you know me, and the masses don't give a ***.

But anyway, I'm quitting and giving away gil. If anyone was around to see the fiasco I created last month on my other character Kyakimochi... well, it'll be about 10x crazier than that since I'm letting everyone know about it.

I have about 4-15mil+ gil to give away, depending on what I sell this week and what I'm giving away. Either way, this is going to be fun, and profitable for anyone who chooses to participate.

Last month, I gave away gil asking random trivia questions, as well as /random and other weird stuff. It will be around the same thing, but I might also incorporate a "Find Maikerukun" thing with a 1 mil prize. Who knows? I'm yet to decide.

This event will happen sometime around 4-6 PM EST next week Monday, Sept. 6. Labor Day, so really no excuse.

SO! Be there or be SE!

(P.S. If anyone is willing to record this event and post it on youtube... idk, 100-300k bonus sounds cool, eh?)

Nice way to quit :) Shame i'm not on your server!

sounds like fun. too bad i won't be there to take part in it. GL in life outside 11.

First person to post a worthy answer will receive an instant 100k when they see me tomorrow.

Why is Windurst the greatest of all nations?

IMA BE THERE !!!

Because the trees and the wonderful amount of tarutarus scampering about combines to create an atmosphere of sheer ecstasy.

can donate the gil to the homeless np

Because its the only Nation with 5 Area Maps LOL

Not on your server but: Because we have warp taru's to get us around! Walking is for chumps.

I think its cool when people quit in creative ways that actually help other people.

On a sidenote - you need to carve "Brooks was here" on a ceiling rafter in your moghouse.

Because they have their own personal zoo, well maybe Sandy too as they have Dhamels.

Because it's ruled by a bunch of midgets and cats!

Boo, I won't be around to see this!

But GL and wish ya well^^y!

& yet you have to walk a further distance even will teleport taru's & extra zoning. Bastok ftw. Everythings within a 5s walk.

Answer to the question is simple, however I'm not on your server.

Windurst is the greatest nation of all: Only in your imagination.

Because I am currently a citizen.

And also because catwomen prowl the borders, waiting to pounce on anyone who misbehaves.

It's a nation known for having a bunch of tiny people living in a tree who are reknowned for magic and cooking. We are the Keebler Elves writ large into a society.

Not only that, we regularly stick it to two other nations, one of which is filled with snobby aristocrats 5 times our size, the other is a technologically advanced society of normies and gorilla-men.

All that, and we've got frisky sexy cat-ladies on the east side of town, which is easily visited via the best transit system in the mainlands. Just ask the warp tarus. :)

nooooooo did i miss it? =(

You did.
Made waiting for a LS event a good time.
GM were called and everything lol.
Take care Maik.

It was so much fun, and hilarious that once the GM depopped everyone carried on randoming, he had to come back and tell us he was serious - someone even got jailed.

lol wait why did a GM come in the first place?

We played a game of "Whoever randoms a 0 first wins 200k" and with probably at least 100 people it spams the chat a bit

It's not. Windurst sucks. :D

ah

LOL I was running an Abyssea gathering in DramaGate and all I could see the same people spaming /random until some1 gets a -o-

OMG unbeliabable what people do for 200,000 gil. Ya'll go craft something and earn your gil.

Dice roll!!! Player1 rolls 145!
Dice roll!!! Player2 rolls 821!
Dice roll!!! Moron3 rolls 93!
Dice roll!!! Moron4 rolls 627!
Dice roll!!! Player5 rolls 379!
Dice roll!!! Player6 rolls 746!
Dice roll!!! Moron7 rolls 166!
Dice roll!!! Moron8 rolls 58!
Dice roll!!! Moron9 rolls 989!
Dice roll!!! Player10 rolls 388!
Dice roll!!! Player1 rolls 852!
Dice roll!!! Player2 rolls 74!
Dice roll!!! Moron3 rolls 458!
Dice roll!!! Moron4 rolls 1!
Dice roll!!! Player5 rolls 379!
Dice roll!!! Player6 rolls 746!
Dice roll!!! Moron7 rolls 203!
Dice roll!!! Moron8 rolls 906!
Dice roll!!! Moron9 rolls 757!
Dice roll!!! Player10 rolls 123!

and 500 lines later:
Dice roll!!! Moron8 rolls 0!

I didn't /random more than maybe five times but honestly
if had known someone like you was getting upset,
I'd have rolled a lot more lol.

I'll just assume you didn't win any of the games.
I'll also assume you called GM.