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 Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-28 17:09:05  
Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
Edit:

Zero's sense is the best sense.

Did you two find out the gender or are you going the surprise route?

Siren.Mosin said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
only have ice chips

I think this is cruel behavior in all cases.

Don't eat or drink for twelve hours beforehand. Not eating...Reasonable. Go an additional fourteen hours post-potocin without water? You're out of your damn mind!

You know those simultaneous, mind-meld glances where you confirm someone's lunacy? That warranted one. We cheated, he hit the vending machine and nobody asked whose water it was. Ooooo~ Renegades!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-09-28 19:33:14  
They just don't want you to choke to death on your own vomit if they have to put you under for an emergency c-section...

It's not evil plan to dehydrate you until you're beyond grouchy because they are secretly sadists.

Chew the ice chips!
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-09-28 19:40:42  
It's a boy. Apocalypse is averted....for now.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-28 20:01:59  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
They just don't want you to choke to death on your own vomit if they have to put you under for an emergency c-section...

It's not evil plan to dehydrate you until you're beyond grouchy because they are secretly sadists.

Chew the ice chips!

Well, that makes sense now. At the time, bar none, stupidest thing anyone had ever told me. Obviously, no one let us in on that diddy.

NO!

Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
It's a boy. Apocalypse is averted....for now.

Grats!

Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
....for now.

At least you're not deluded about the teen years.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-09-28 20:10:54  
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NO!

No wonder PARKER doesn't want to be the ice chip boy anymore. ...
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-09-29 09:23:26  
Morning all.

I hope it finds you well. idk much. the days press on, I'm still pretty bored. played some hide and seek with the kids, and had some chardonnay. worked on the huskers stadium a bit... meh.

sup with the rest of ni? how you livin'?

lenneth what would 'back' be in german? the body part, not the motion.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-09-29 10:07:35  
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
At least you're not deluded about the teen years.

yeah... once their balls drop you're only ever thirty seconds away from becoming a grandparent.

just bought my second son a car for $500 to learn how to drive in....
/chugs a mylanta white russian

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how you livin'?

I wrote a new country song called "You drive like an old ***!" while driving through kentucky in the rain yesterday..

Perhaps not surprisingly most of the lyrics are screamed at the top of my lungs at *** that refuse to even drive the speed limit in the passing lane... or move over...

and let's see.... I also missed chinese wednesday so I must feel the shame of that...PARKER will be taking the lashings in my place of course but still... but how am I living you ask... hour by hour

call me ishmael...

I'm on a weird boat ride through a maelstrom with a cantankerous crew and a crazed captain hell bent on revenge...when the seas are calm enough I'm dropping strange messages into bottles and tossing them over the side knowing full well that probably nobody will ever read or understand them....

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By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 10:16:54  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
call me ishmael...

I'm on a weird boat ride through a maelstrom with a cantankerous crew and a crazed captain hell bent on revenge...when the seas are calm enough I'm dropping strange messages into bottles and tossing them over the side knowing full well that probably nobody will ever read or understand them....
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-09-29 10:52:04  
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By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 10:54:44  
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-09-29 11:05:51  
PARKER we interrupt your sea dirges with an important announcement

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Thai Thursday

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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-09-29 11:09:56  
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-09-29 11:41:08  
I get the feeling Nik and I would become best friends on a cross country road trip screaming such phrases as "Hold your *** lane", "This guy drives like a ***", "Stop being a *** *** and get in the god damn lane", "This *** needs their license revoked", "Where the, who the *** does this guy think he is?", "Stay in your *** lane", "Gggggaaaaarrrhhh am I the only one who knows how to drive on this highway?", "....this *** is a *** ***, I swear", "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??","get off the ducking road".

My wife thinks I'll die of a heart attack while driving in 25yrs. Don't know where she gets that idea.
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By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 11:58:28  
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My wife thinks I'll die of a heart attack while driving in 25yrs. Don't know where she gets that idea.

Sounds familiar.

They raised the speed limit on the PA Turnpike and Interstates to 70 this year.

You should hear me driving.

"GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE IF YOU'RE NOT AT LEAST GOING TO DO THE LIMIT, JERKOFF."

"WHY ARE WE DOING 65 IN THE LEFT LANE?"

"WHO GAVE THIS JACKWAGON A CDL!?"

"THE LONG PEDAL ON THE RIGHT, GRANDMA."
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-09-29 11:59:44  
What's with all the screaming here, I could hear it all the way from the other threads!

Lower the volume you angry people!
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-09-29 12:19:06  
Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
My wife thinks I'll die of a heart attack while driving in 25yrs. Don't know where she gets that idea.

same here.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-09-29 12:37:53  
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
What's with all the screaming here, I could hear it all the way from the other threads!

Lower the volume you angry people!
The Royal Kingdom Of Ni And Its Benefactors Brought To You By Staples® will be as loud as we deem necessary!

I am legally obligated to use our full name.

Please don't attack us, we're sorry. It won't happen again...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-09-29 12:41:53  
I googled sandwich and did not see our sandwich near the top.
Let's make sandwiches great again!
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By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 12:44:13  
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
Lower the volume you angry people!

IS THIS ANGRY YELLING OR IS THIS BROKEN HEARING AID YELLING!?
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-29 12:54:16  
Are you all steering wheel punchers?

The only two things that bother me about my husband's driving is [see above] and I think he's completely handicapped himself by being so reliant on GPS. Anytime we take an unfamiliar route, he gets so agitated and even more so if, for some reason, the GPS falls in and out.

Integrated compass, signs, mile markers, and the ***' sun. Stereotypically, I'm suppose to be the one with horrid orienteering skills, multi-tasking and spatial awareness. (Thanks, video games and/or grandpa?) I've learned not to ease up on the snark every time he overshoots and hits the breaks in anger.

Exit [insert number].

Mile Marker countdown commences!

We're travelling West-bound. South is left of us North is to the right.


Bah! Road ragers make me ragey!

Edit: I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to throw his phone out the window.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-09-29 12:57:18  
Need to regulate on that damn Sun.

Edit: sounds like you two should just pull over and engage in some angry road rage sex. It's like hate *** but on the road!

/uncovers the eyes and ears of the children.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-09-29 13:01:15  
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I googled sandwich and did not see our sandwich near the top.
Let's make sandwiches great again!
-eats the sandwich while this plays in the background-
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-29 13:15:16  
Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
Need to regulate on that damn Sun.

Edit: sounds like you two should just pull over and engage in some angry road rage sex. It's like hate *** but on the road!

/uncovers the eyes and ears of the children.

Yes! How is the sun not the most useful tool or even constellations? (Seriously, thanks, grandpa!)

Edit: That zipped right over my head for a minute. Tired. Excuse, but not really.

Ten years ago, no prob. We ain't looking to become some weirdo's drone porn and most of the time the kiddos are in tow.
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By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 13:25:24  
I don't mind the highway when I don't know where I'm going. Can always take the next exit, turn around, try again.

What I dislike is city driving when I don't know where I'm going because if you miss your parking garage or turn you're stuck in 30+ minutes of city traffic trying to get back.

That could just be Pittsburgh driving, though. It doesn't seem like city built on a grid system have this problem. But Nooooo. We had to put the cities on hiss between three rivers.
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By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 13:31:41  



Edit: more like every time I finally pass someone who wouldn't DRIVE THE GOD DAMN SPEED LIMIT.

*wipes the froth for the corners of his mouth*

Seriously. How hard is it to do 70? If you (or your piece of ***hoopy) can't handle it, GET OFF THE INTERSTATE.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-29 13:41:13  
To be fair, if we don't have a set time to be at our destination, I'm always adding in semi-side trips that are on route. "Let's explore!" is a double-edged sword and a toss-up.

Ramyrez said: »
I don't mind the highway when I don't know where I'm going. Can always take the next exit, turn around, try again.

What I dislike is city driving when I don't know where I'm going because if you miss your parking garage or turn you're stuck in 30+ minutes of city traffic trying to get back.

That could just be Pittsburgh driving, though. It doesn't seem like city built on a grid system have this problem. But Nooooo. We had to put the cities on hiss between three rivers.

I don't mind it down-town, but I tend to be "overly-cautious".

Ramyrez said: »

Edit: more like every time I finally pass someone who wouldn't DRIVE THE GOD DAMN SPEED LIMIT.

*wipes the froth for the corners of his mouth*

Seriously. How hard is it to do 70? If you (or your piece of ***hoopy) can't handle it, GET OFF THE INTERSTATE.

That is satisfying. Applies to people who tail-gate, even though you're going five over the speed limit, and gun it around you.

On some major highways here the speed limit is 80MPH. Then you have people from OKLAHOMA(!!!) or Arkansas that decide 55 or 60 is permissible in the passing lane.
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By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 13:49:57  
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
That is satisfying. Applies to people who tail-gate, even though you're going five over the speed limit, and gun it around you.

To be fair, it doesn't matter how fast you're going. If the right lane is clear and/or you're not passing someone to your right, and someone is behind you going faster (even well over the speed limit), you're equally as guilty of breaking the law by not moving to the right and letting them pass you.

At least that's how it is in Pennsylvania. If you're already passing someone, you complete said pass(es) and then move over, but otherwise no traveling in the left lane if you're not actively passing.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-29 13:54:02  
Ramyrez said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
That is satisfying. Applies to people who tail-gate, even though you're going five over the speed limit, and gun it around you.

To be fair, it doesn't matter how fast you're going. If the right lane is clear and/or you're not passing someone to your right, and someone is behind you going faster (even well over the speed limit), you're equally as guilty of breaking the law by not moving to the right and letting them pass you.

At least that's how it is in Pennsylvania. If you're already passing someone, you complete said pass(es) and then move over, but otherwise no traveling in the left lane if you're not actively passing.

I always try to move over if someone is merging or trying to pass if I have the opportunity. Just a matter of habit. You know some people tailgate to be ***, though.

RAWR!!! LOOK AT MY COMPENSATION PENIS! VROOOOOM! HEMI QUAD CAB WITH FLARE SIDES!

Edit: Anyone who actually needs that towing capacity doesn't drive that aggressively. 'Burb douchebag like me, but less practical.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-09-29 14:00:00  
Ramyrez said: »



Edit: more like every time I finally pass someone who wouldn't DRIVE THE GOD DAMN SPEED LIMIT.

*wipes the froth for the corners of his mouth*

Seriously. How hard is it to do 70? If you (or your piece of ***hoopy) can't handle it, GET OFF THE INTERSTATE.

In Arizona we got these drivers that love the right lane but won't let people merge onto the freeway. You accelerate to get up to traffic speed and they're all like nope.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-29 14:02:22  
Yeah, so how about that So-Cal to Arizona driving transition? I bet that was fun.
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