How Do Teachers Keep A Straight Face?

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How do teachers keep a straight face?
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-03-27 09:52:03  
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By Diabolos.Chibixzero 2009-03-27 10:06:28  
Simply frickin Funny wow this made my morning off to work now.
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By Fenrir.Korruption 2009-03-27 10:12:24  
the kid at the bottom kinda looks like butthead, and Opposites, Pro-noob, you can tell the teacher isnt a gamer.
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By Ifrit.Durai 2009-03-27 10:16:50  
This is the kind of stuff I would give an A+ to.
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-03-27 10:22:11  
Personally, I find the "HURR LET'S HAVE SEX LOL UR HAWT" *** hysterical ^^
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By Garuda.Hypnotizd 2009-03-27 10:25:59  
Xxnumbertwoxx said:
Personally, I find the "HURR LET'S HAVE SEX LOL UR HAWT" *** hysterical ^^

same lol
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By Ragnarok.Psyence 2009-03-27 10:39:51  
lol thanks for sharing made my morning too ^^
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By Sylph.Hitetsu 2009-03-27 10:50:54  
I posted a bunch of stuff like that on my ls forums a while back XD I love them, the Hangman = best one ever!

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By Shiva.Jimmyjazz 2009-03-27 10:55:10  
LOL. i like how there is one "A" answer that got erased and changed to C on the multiple choice. lmao.
 
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By Odin.Blazza 2009-03-27 11:01:36  
I've seen a lot of these before, but they still make me laugh :D

But this one is hilarious, I dunno how any school can ask students to draw pictures relating to abstinence and then give them a stuck up teacher with absolutely no sense of humour lol

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By Asura.Israfel 2009-03-27 11:01:58  
/totally won over by the lion :) lol.
I wish so much that when I was in school I had a teacher with that kind of humor XD lol but noooo.... had to wait til college for that! ._.
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-03-27 11:11:49  
Omg lol that reminds me of the movie "Summer School"

If you guys havent seen it, i thought it was pretty good. its an old movie :P

I have to see the other pics when I get home. :)
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By Cerberus.Jiko 2009-03-27 11:20:02  
Israfel said:
/totally won over by the lion :) lol.
I wish so much that when I was in school I had a teacher with that kind of humor XD lol but noooo.... had to wait til college for that! ._.


Lion?

HOLY ***ITS A LION!?

GET IN THE *** CAR!
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By Asura.Icon 2009-03-27 11:20:47  
Reminds me of college ... meteorology class ...

Question on test was something like: "Do you know the difference between cirrus clouds and stratus clouds?" Icon's answer: "No" ... only person in the class to get full points on that question.
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-03-27 11:25:16  
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I dunno how any school can ask students to draw pictures relating to abstinence and then give them a stuck up teacher with absolutely no sense of humour lol


I know, right? I seriously don't know what the hell the teacher expected to happen there ^^
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By Fairy.Basilo 2009-03-27 11:26:37  
My parents are both teachers, my father an I.T. secondary school teacher, my mother all subjects primary school. Theres been countless times they have told me a story of what happened that day that has had me in stitches.

There was a diagram of a P.C. and all its u/o components, one kid labeled "*** drive" and "hard ***" >.> .

Another kid who wouldnt shut up in my fathers class kept mucking around. My Father told him to shut up, his reply was you just hate me because im black. My father replied, yes i do hate you, but i hate you all and i hate you all equally. This kid then got really embarrased key'd my fathers car and got expelled.

My mother showed me a maths exam paper of someone "showing their working" for a maths problem which was basically a self portrait of themselves at the exam desk trying to solve the equation. Also on a geography paper a reply to the question "What is a glacier?" some kid replied "my dad is a glacier he fits windows for a living" lol .
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By Garuda.Crayne 2009-03-27 11:26:39  
Jiko said:
Israfel said:
/totally won over by the lion :) lol.
I wish so much that when I was in school I had a teacher with that kind of humor XD lol but noooo.... had to wait til college for that! ._.


Lion?

HOLY ***ITS A LION!?

GET IN THE *** CAR!


ROLL UP THE WINDOWS! ROLL UP THE WINDOWS!!!

Seriously though, those made me laugh.
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-03-27 11:30:05  
Basilo said:
My mother showed me a maths exam paper of someone "showing their working" for a maths problem which was basically a self portrait of themselves at the exam desk trying to solve the equation.


LOL, I'd have definitely given that person full credit for originality. ^^
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By Titan.Guenhwyvar 2009-03-27 17:51:59  
haha these were classic!! i was laughing my *** off for each one.

My roomate is a 23 year old high school english teacher and track coach, im totally gonna share these with her.

I can remember getting in trouble for drawing pictures on those multiple choice answer sheets back in like 4th or 5th grade. My teacher usually had to reserve an extra one for me. i can also remember borrowing a grammar school classmates book that was issued to him and covering a few pages in the front of the book with graffeti and obscenities. when we turned the books back in at the end of the term i remember he was sent for counciling after they found it lol.
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By Asura.Reublucian 2009-03-27 18:23:33
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HAHHAHAHAHA
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By Seraph.Draikekun 2009-03-27 21:50:18  
The hangman made me laugh so hard I cried.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/5107/They-didnt-study
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By Asura.Reublucian 2009-03-27 21:52:16
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I thought I'd shed a positive light, even though about .1% of you is even going to bother doing this, tomorrow is VOTE EARTH! From 8:30 to 9:30 Est(Figure out your time zone lolol) Turn everything off that uses power! Read a book, get some fresh air, Light some candles you know you have sitting there not being used. I do this every year, and me being as centered around technology as I am it's always really refreshing oddly, and it actually feels good/cool. Me and my Neighbors do it together, so why don't you?! For pete's sake it's for a good cause! That is all!
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By Midgardsormr.Invictusx 2009-03-27 22:18:24  
I died at the "no there is an elephant in the way" after three years of physics that was just too much for me too handle, gotta stop crying XD
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By Garuda.Littledarc 2009-03-27 23:13:56  
best forum ever.

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By Shiva.Daimos 2009-03-27 23:30:28  
OMG Narrubia, im dying here laughing so hard... where the hell did this kid come from?!

I wish i had a kung fu gland... *dreams*
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By Unicorn.Tavlov 2009-03-27 23:35:52  
Xxnumbertwoxx said:
Blazza said:
I dunno how any school can ask students to draw pictures relating to abstinence and then give them a stuck up teacher with absolutely no sense of humour lol


I know, right? I seriously don't know what the hell the teacher expected to happen there ^^


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By Pandemonium.Luignata 2009-03-28 00:14:29
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http://www.rudezone.net/essay/

What's even funnier is the teacher gave him a 61% for it.
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-03-28 00:17:21  
OMFG the second line says it all:

dude that wrote the paper said:
This man was not Oedipus, mainly because he was a *** douche bag.


*** WIN ^^
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