Dameshi bashes the Frost Gigas with the M1 Garand. A sniper shot would've been more effective though.
-10 = 968
Leif summons Sagittario.
Kill A Boss, SoM Style
Kill a boss, SoM Style
Sagittario subligars the Frost Gigas. The Frost Gigas is traumatized.
-236 = 732
Dameshi summons Linkshell Ni to attack the Frost Gigas!
-236 = 732
Dameshi summons Linkshell Ni to attack the Frost Gigas!
The members of Linkshell Ni dogpile on the Frost Gigas and force him to eat a booger! Gross!
-50 = 682
Leif calls upon Palkia for assistance.
-50 = 682
Leif calls upon Palkia for assistance.
Palkia scores a strong hit!
-46 = 636
Scrumpet casts 「かわいいですね～ ’∇’）ｂ」.
Also known as the NA "Kawaii desu ne~ '-')b"
-46 = 636
Scrumpet casts 「かわいいですね～ ’∇’）ｂ」.
Also known as the NA "Kawaii desu ne~ '-')b"
The effect of Kawaii Desu Ne~ turns the Frost Gigas into a chibi character. All the weeaboos and Japanophiles alike within a 50 mile radius rush to the spot and do many disturbing things to the Frost Gigas, but none of them are particularly hurtful.
-11 = 625
Leif uses "Angry Ticks Fire Out of My Nipples!"
-11 = 625
Leif uses "Angry Ticks Fire Out of My Nipples!"
Rowland presses enter to initiate the attack. The Frost Gig-
-0 = 614
Dameshi sends in some Firebats.
-0 = 614
Dameshi sends in some Firebats.
The Frost Gigas eats the Firebats but gets heartburn
-19 = 595
Haxorking throws a calculator at the frost gigas, hoping to glitch its HP
-19 = 595
Haxorking throws a calculator at the frost gigas, hoping to glitch its HP
The calculator was made of solid steel. It didn't glitch his HP, but the blunt force gave him head trauma.
-46 = 549
Leif demands the Frost Gigas give him a dollar.
-46 = 549
Leif demands the Frost Gigas give him a dollar.
The Frost Gigas is poor, and can no longer afford to eat
-236 = 313
Haxorking uses "Experimental error ±2"
-236 = 313
Haxorking uses "Experimental error ±2"
Experimental Error is inaccurate, and totally misses.
Leif tells the Frost Gigas to shut up.
Leif tells the Frost Gigas to shut up.
Royal Rainbow picks up the Frost Gigas and transports him to the Cosmos, where he suffocates due to lack of breathable air.
-236 = 77
Leif attempts to suspiciously deal massive amounts of damage for the fourth time today.
-236 = 77
Leif attempts to suspiciously deal massive amounts of damage for the fourth time today.
Leif's attempts are futile!
-0 = 77
Scrumpet readies the job ability, "Call Poupee".
-0 = 77
Scrumpet readies the job ability, "Call Poupee".
Scrumpet Summons Poupee. Poupee reveals her penis, deals 40 damage
-40 = 37
Poupee throws gnomes
-40 = 37
Poupee throws gnomes
[+]
Mytoy summons many aesthetically appealing men to deal the final blow!
-40 = -13
The Frost Gigas has been defeated!
A wild Minotaur has appeared! HP- 1200
Scrumpet decides to use the GF "Brothers"! (FFVIII)
-40 = -13
The Frost Gigas has been defeated!
A wild Minotaur has appeared! HP- 1200
Scrumpet decides to use the GF "Brothers"! (FFVIII)
The Brothers tag-team to trip the Minotaur. The Minotaur falls and does a face plant.
-16 = 1984
Leif sends the Minotaur after the Minotaur.
vs.
-16 = 1984
Leif sends the Minotaur after the Minotaur.
vs.
The Minotaur laughs at the taunts.
-0 = 1963
Kalyna makes the Minotaur cosplay.
-0 = 1963
Kalyna makes the Minotaur cosplay.
Kalyna forces the Minotaur to wear high heels. The Minotaur trips and falls on his face... again.
-25 = 1138 (NOTE: I started with the wrong HP amount, check Scrumpet's post).
Leif throws a bowl of fruit and maple oatmeal at the Minotaur.
-25 = 1138 (NOTE: I started with the wrong HP amount, check Scrumpet's post).
Leif throws a bowl of fruit and maple oatmeal at the Minotaur.
Everyone stares in awkward silence at the Minotaur. The Minotaur thinks it's his fault, and becomes very embarrassed over the moment. Everyone laughs at him.
-60 = 1078
Leif stares at the office clock, and focuses his thoughts in an attempt to deal massive damage.
-60 = 1078
Leif stares at the office clock, and focuses his thoughts in an attempt to deal massive damage.
QUAD DAMAGE!
The Minotaur calls hax on Leif!
-236 = 842
Kalyna throws a snowball at the Minotaur
The Minotaur calls hax on Leif!
-236 = 842
Kalyna throws a snowball at the Minotaur
The snowball had a rock in it and it hits the Minotaur's eye!
-46 = 796
Leif equips a Mega Buster (c)
-46 = 796
Leif equips a Mega Buster (c)
Leif's Mega Buster (c) hits the Minotau aquare in the face
-59 = 737
Tyh Readies Epic Satchel Guitar Spin attack.
-59 = 737
Tyh Readies Epic Satchel Guitar Spin attack.
The Minotaur laughs at Mytoy.
-0 = 533
Chaosx pulls out a magnifying glass and attempts to direct a beam of light at the minotaur.
-0 = 533
Chaosx pulls out a magnifying glass and attempts to direct a beam of light at the minotaur.
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