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 Ramuh.Urial
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-12-02 15:06:27  
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I just found this game on gamefaqs forum board and it looks fun:

1)We start with the first boss in the game, and continue on from there as each one is defeated. Boss List

2)No double-posting.

3)Look to the seconds-place of your post for damage. The damage is equal to the seconds.

4) :00-:09 does no damage whatsoever.

5) :30 does double-damage. (60)

6) :59 does QUADRUPLE-DAMAGE! (236!)

7) Resolve the previous posters attack, including damage done, and make your own.

EX: The boss is Mantis Ant, with 150 HP. "Mario drops a hammer on Mantis Ant!", with the seconds being :46.

The next poster would do something like the following:

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"The mallet only hits Mantis Ant's foot

Mantis Ant: 150 - 46 = 104 HP

Rowland shoots an arrow and pierces Mantis Ant!"
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Anyway, I'll start it off:

Mantis Ant: 150 HP

Rowland punches Mantis Ant in the face!
-46 = 104
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Urial Throws a Taru at the Mantis ant.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-12-02 15:08:28  
Ramuh.Urial said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
I just found this game on gamefaqs forum board and it looks fun:

1)We start with the first boss in the game, and continue on from there as each one is defeated. Boss List

2)No double-posting.

3)Look to the seconds-place of your post for damage. The damage is equal to the seconds.

4) :00-:09 does no damage whatsoever.

5) :30 does double-damage. (60)

6) :59 does QUADRUPLE-DAMAGE! (236!)

7) Resolve the previous posters attack, including damage done, and make your own.

EX: The boss is Mantis Ant, with 150 HP. "Mario drops a hammer on Mantis Ant!", with the seconds being :46.

The next poster would do something like the following:

----------------------------------------
"The mallet only hits Mantis Ant's foot

Mantis Ant: 150 - 46 = 104 HP

Rowland shoots an arrow and pierces Mantis Ant!"
------------------------------------------

Anyway, I'll start it off:

Mantis Ant: 150 HP

Rowland punches Mantis Ant in the face!
-46 = 104
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Urial Throws a Taru at the Mantis ant.
-27 = 77

Dameshi slashes his scythe at the Mantis ant.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2010-12-02 15:11:55  
Shiva Fails to come out. -0 = 49

Chaosx flicks a cigarette butt at the Mantis ant.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-12-02 15:12:09  
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

-27 = 77

Dameshi slashes his scythe at the Mantis ant.
Dameshi almost misses but gets a solid hit

-28 = 49

Rowland casts Shiva.
(beat me to it Chaos.)

Chaos has defeated the Mantis ant!

-55 = -6
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-12-02 15:13:10  
Asura.Dameshi said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

-27 = 77

Dameshi slashes his scythe at the Mantis ant.
Dameshi almost misses but gets a solid hit

-28 = 49

Rowland casts Shiva.
Shiva uses Ice Block. Rowland's Defense has increased!

-0 = 49

Dameshi uses Insurgency.
-0 = 49
Urial uses shield bash.
damnit dame ninja edit.
This is just like ffxi thought.
always try to shield bash kill and as i'm spamming the macro it dies Q_Q
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2010-12-02 15:15:13  
Asura.Dameshi said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

-27 = 77

Dameshi slashes his scythe at the Mantis ant.
Dameshi almost misses but gets a solid hit

-28 = 49

Rowland casts Shiva.
(beat me to it Chaos.)

Chaos has defeated the Mantis ant!

-55 = -6
Tropicallo: 350 HP

Chaosx tosses a rock at the Tropicallo.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-12-02 15:18:02  
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Tropicallo eats the rock but chips a tooth

350 - 13 = 337

Rowland uses Earthquake!

-0 = 337
Urial throws his xbox 360 controller at the Tropicallo because of a camper.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-12-02 15:18:29  
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Tropicallo eats the rock but chips a tooth

350 - 13 = 337

Rowland uses Earthquake!

Edit: god dammit
The earth rumbles and splits, but nowhere near Tropicallo! (Damnit Uri)

Uri's controller falls 1 foot short of Tropicallo.

-0 = 337

Dameshi casts Earth Glaive!
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2010-12-02 15:18:29  
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Tropicallo eats the rock but chips a tooth

350 - 13 = 337

Rowland uses Earthquake!

Edit: god dammit
Tropicallo uses float. -0 = 337

Chaosx starts casting comet.

EDIT: lol it's just like ffxi lag!
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By Bahamut.Serj 2010-12-02 15:18:32  
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Tropicallo eats the rock but chips a tooth

350 - 13 = 337

Rowland uses Earthquake!

Edit: god dammit

Rowland trips and smacks his head on the ground while casting.

337 - 0

Serj sings loudly.

Edit: 3 *** posts before me.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2010-12-02 15:20:47  
Ramuh.Urial said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Tropicallo eats the rock but chips a tooth

350 - 13 = 337

Rowland uses Earthquake!

-0 = 337
Urial throws his xbox 360 controller at the Tropicallo because of a camper.
The xbox controller misses Tropicallo. -0 = 337

Chaosx starts casting Ultima on Tropicallo.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-12-02 15:22:12  
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Ramuh.Urial said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Tropicallo eats the rock but chips a tooth

350 - 13 = 337

Rowland uses Earthquake!

-0 = 337
Urial throws his xbox 360 controller at the Tropicallo because of a camper.
The xbox controller misses Tropicallo. -0 = 337

Chaosx starts casting Ultima on Tropicallo.

This must not be the final fantasy 7 ultima because it's only mildy effective.

-47 = 290

Urially accidentally backs into the Tropicallo because he wasn't looking into his mirrors.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-12-02 15:23:27  
Ramuh.Urial said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Ramuh.Urial said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Tropicallo eats the rock but chips a tooth

350 - 13 = 337

Rowland uses Earthquake!

-0 = 337
Urial throws his xbox 360 controller at the Tropicallo because of a camper.
The xbox controller misses Tropicallo. -0 = 337

Chaosx starts casting Ultima on Tropicallo.

This must not be the final fantasy 7 ultima because it's only mildy effective.

-47 = 290

Urially accidentally backs into the Tropicallo because he wasn't looking into his mirrors.
Uri's bumper bends, but Tropicallo does not.

-12 = 278

Dameshi does the Recoome Ultra Fighting Bomber.
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By Asura.Raignes 2010-12-02 15:27:45  
Dameshi's RUFB confuses Tropicallo so much, it hurts itself!

-27 = 251

Raignes casts All Or Nothing on Tropicallo.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2010-12-02 15:29:20  
Asura.Raignes said:
Dameshi's RUFB confuses Tropicallo so much, it hurts itself!

-27 = 251

Raignes casts All Or Nothing on Tropicallo.

Raignes hits a grey area.

-45 = 206

Chaosx whips out an empty glass bottle and charges at Tropicallo.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-12-02 15:30:47  
Leviathan.Chaosx said:

Raignes hits a grey area.

-45 = 206

Chaosx whips out an empty glass bottle and charges at Tropicallo.
Chaos must know how to handle a bottle, because he manages to make Tropicallo stagger a bit!

-20 = 186

Dameshi grabs a pair of nail clippers and goes for the gold.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-12-02 15:31:18  
Dameshis clippers are effect on the Tropicallo so they are confiscated by the TSA.
-47 = 139
Urial rages over his bumper and kicks the tropicallo in the shin.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2010-12-02 15:36:15  
Ramuh.Urial said:
Dameshis clippers are effect on the Tropicallo so they are confiscated by the TSA.
-47 = 139
Urial rages over his bumper and kicks the tropicallo in the shin.

Tropicallo yelps.

-18 = 121

Chaosx readies XXXX.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-12-02 15:37:15  
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Ramuh.Urial said:
Dameshis clippers are effect on the Tropicallo so they are confiscated by the TSA.
-47 = 139
Urial rages over his bumper and kicks the tropicallo in the shin.

Tropicallo yelps.

-18 = 121

Chaosx readies XXXX.
The porn has minimal affect.
-15 = 106
Urial kicks the shin in the same spot.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-12-02 15:38:35  
Ramuh.Urial said:
The porn has minimal affect.
-15 = 106
Urial kicks the shin in the same spot.
Oddly enough, it has gotten stronger in that spot. Tropicallo is not amused by the kick.

-15 = 91

Dameshi starts talking like Derf
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-12-02 15:40:47  
The carbyis super effective
-44 = 12
This is from an old friend and poster EternalTriumph
Sly says:
"Sly steals tropicallos bike"
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By Leviathan.Hastefeet 2010-12-02 15:42:16  
Carbuncle falls on top of Tropicallo

-44 = 12

Hastefeet swings his axe
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2010-12-02 15:48:24  
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Carbuncle falls on top of Tropicallo

-44 = 12

Hastefeet swings his axe
-16 = dead
Hastefeet defeats Tropicallo.


Spiky Tiger: 520 HP

Chaosx starts running in circles around the Spiky Tiger.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-12-02 15:50:12  
Ramuh.Urial said:
The carbyis super effective
-44 = 12
This is from an old friend and poster EternalTriumph
Sly says:
"Sly steals tropicallos bike"
Tropicallo chases after Sly, trying to get his bike back, when he trips into a hole and an axe murderer chops him to pieces.

-47 = He dead son.

Spiky Tiger = 520

Hastefeet's axe clips the tiger, taking some fur off.

-16 = 504

ChaosX confuses the tiger until it bites its own foot!

-24 = 480

Dameshi summons the "Bear Jew".
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-12-02 15:54:23  
Asura.Dameshi said:
Ramuh.Urial said:
The carbyis super effective
-44 = 12
This is from an old friend and poster EternalTriumph
Sly says:
"Sly steals tropicallos bike"
Tropicallo chases after Sly, trying to get his bike back, when he trips into a hole and an axe murderer chops him to pieces.

-47 = He dead son.

Spiky Tiger = 520

Hastefeet's axe clips the tiger, taking some fur off.

-16 = 504

ChaosX confuses the tiger until it bites its own foot!

-24 = 480

Dameshi summons the "Bear Jew".

The bear jew throws gold and is not effective.

-12 = 468

Urial leaves work and closes the door on the tigers paw.
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By Leviathan.Hastefeet 2010-12-02 15:56:50  
The door clips one of the tigers toes.

-23 = 445

Hastefeet throws poo at the tiger
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