Notification of post for job opening:
Position-Discord Channel Administrator
Duties- to include, but not limited to: assigning permissions to proper subforums with at least a feigned attempt at punctuality, giving out still working join links, realistic chat monitoring based in the Constitutional freedoms guaranteed to citizens, even if not American citizens, etc. Fetching memes are required at least twice a day.
Responsibilities- ensuring a positive environment for insults, your mom jokes, and random bad male banter. Updating sub forums to include so many that proper placement of a topic becomes impossible to ignore. Monitoring for any and all anime references and responding to them with vicious efficiency.
Qualifications- at least 2 years experience monitoring tasteless social media environments required. Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook are acceptable alternatives to Discord. Grindr is not an acceptable replacement- although alternative employment may be found by contacting Viers on Bahamut. A minimum of 6 months living with a Furry or Cosplay fan is highly suggested. Playing FFXI isn't required, but more than 3 weeks total spent on Asura will result in an instant rejection of application.
Compensation- Once-weekly GAIN-EXP leech spot with a Chinese gilseller, providing you have a sparks gear DRG. Twice weekly free food from Postmates courtesy of Empyrean (requires living in the Boise, ID region for redemption of this benefit). Constant complaining about any and all existing preshot sets for any FFXI Corsair, Ranger, or Red Mage character you control from Cele. Upon completion of first 6 months of employment, one Pulse weapon (contingent upon NNI campaign).
All interested parties may contact Insertname on Bahamut. Please provide all pertinent information for legal employment in the Country of Kazakhstan.