If You Were An NM, What Would Your Drops Be?

I'd drop nothing, just like all the other NMs.

Scrumpet's Fury
(Hand-to-Hand) All races
Delay -5 Dmg -200
Latent Effect: Occasionally full-heals
Lv. 99 PUP

Hidden Effect: Allows you to target party members.

Super-Hidden Effect: lolPUP

Pluma del Quetzal
(Sword) All Races
DMG:53 Delay:236
STR+6 DEX+6 MND+6 INT+6
Enhances "Fast Cast" Effect
LV.90 WAR RDM THF PLD DRK RNG BLU

Coatl Alfanje
(Scythe) All Races
DMG: 126 Delay: 513
Increases Critical Hit Damage
LV.90 WAR BST DRK

Chalchihuitl
(Ring) All Races
AGI+10 CHR+10
Enhances "Quick Draw" Damage
LV.90 All Jobs

Nonsense, you drop anything but DRK

id drop something amazing 1 time.. so someone can screen shot it and tell everyone i drop it.. then id never drop anything again :o

I'd drop empty chocolate wrappers, a single fuzzy slipper from my left foot, 4 gil to each alli member, a hair tie, and a small file of pics that make you lol.

a fire crystal

Dalmorias' Staff
(Staff) All Races
DMG:0 Delay: 999 All Stats -10

Grants longer duration to Invincible (Would be roughly 5 mins total, I say). Staff has to be on for effect to stay.

<5/5 0:30/[100:00:00, 0:30]

PLD

Bring back PLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A rdm onry 5 peice armor set that when you have the full set grants you ja Reviviscence. It has a 1 min recast and is self only

I do!! :O gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme x3 <33

Shinryu's Claws: Lvl 99, MNK/PUP, Rare/Ex, DMG 44, Delay +44, Occasionally deals quadruple damage (effect only active when TP < 100% and on weapon skills).

Mercurial Maul: Lvl 99, WHM, Rare/Ex, DMG 60, Delay 230, Occasionally attacks 2-3 times.

Usurper Ring: Lvl 99, THF, Increases "Sneak Attack" damage. (Damage dealt is double when attacking from the front and tripled when attacking from behind).

A scroll of refresh? :p

'Honestly, I got it off a Arnor'.

Knowing me I'd probably drop my phone

Raider's knife
DMG: 1 Delay: 150
Increases chance to proc Treasure Hunter
on physical damage.


Seriously though, why can't I have this?

I would drop each time an augmented and random equipment or weapon at my level range.

Soap.

Steam Clock, so that one day I might be enough of a threat to be feared like a certain aquatic life form.

it be a ammo slot and it be called Hellraiser's Box
What you think great drop eh?

i would drop


Lvl 90 all jobs Ammo

Pandora's box 0 dmg 999

Chance on melee or magical crit to summon a random avatar who will perform Astral Flow on the target

It would probably be something like.
Fool's Scythe
[Main] All Races
DMG: 112 Delay: 520
STR + 8 ACC + 15
"Dread Spikes" recast - 20
Enhances "Drain"*

*Adds a DOT drain effect to the target*

Hidden effect: Enmity + 10, Stun cast time + 10%, Stun Recast + 20%, Damage taken + 20%, +20% EXP lost when defeated.

Deesnutts.

Well Hyp, I'd drop only CoP-related items, such as: (and those would be pre-Abyssea and pre-level cap raise, a.k.a. the good old times)

Prishe's Pendant
[Neck]All Races
Haste+2% HP+2%
Enhances "Luminion Killer" effect
Enhances "Luminian Killer" effect
Lv.75 All Jobs

Ulmia's Harp
(String Instr.)All Races
Damage taken -10%
Lv.75 BRD

Louverance's Blade
(Great Sword)All Races
DMG:83 Delay:501 Attack+6%
Accuracy+6% Defense+6%
Lv.75 PLD/DRK

Tenzen's Hachimaki
[Head]All Races
DEF:30 Damage taken +10%
Occasionally triples damage dealt
Lv.75 MNK/SAM/NIN/PUP

Selh'Teus' Ring
[Ring]All Races
Magic Evasion+15
Evasion+15
Lv.75 All jobs

Promathia's Pluviale
[Body]All Races
DEF:45 HP-100 MP+100
Dark Magic recast time -30%
Lv.75 WHM/BLM/RDM/SMN/SCH

And off course, an Ice Crystal. I can't be silenced, gravved, bound or paralyzed, ***.

CoP forever.

Lishje's Shuriken pouch:
(Hidden effect: Reusable)
Dispense: 99 Koga Shurkins
Added effect: luul

Ring of the Damned:
All jobs
Atk+15 Acc+15 Str+5 Dex+5 Dmg taken +5%

Imbuer's hose:
Mnk/Bst/Nin/Pup
Acc+20 Atk+20 Str+10 Haste+5%
(Hidden effect: Occ. Deals double dmg during Firesday)


1% drop across the board, I'd be located in Arrapago reef and would summon a Valoredge Automaton at 75% hp and a Krabkatoa at 25% hp.

42h respawn because I'm just like that.

Wow I feel stupid, didn't realize this threads date!

i'll drop jaws

and your boxers

Flion's Pocket Rocket

Can phase through walls and steal purple NMs

Poupee such a perv.

Mariachi's Ring RARE/EX
[RING]
ALL RACES Bard Lv 90
Def 5 Song Spellcasting Time -10% Enhances "Loco Effect"


Trompeta RARE/EX
[Wind Instr.]
ALL RACES Bard Lv 90
CHR + 10 Augments Troubadour Able to cast "Mariachi Loco"

*Loco Effect: Enhances attacks of party members within area of effect 20% and 20% Haste

haha, i like that idea, but, if they really gonna implement this i want them to add a sound effect to every cast of that spell which resembles the acoustic melody/rhythm of when Mr. Martin sings "living la Vida loco". (this specific line only, and not actualy voice, only a melody which sounds like it).

wouldnt that be great?^^